HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Tell her she is. Yeah. - PETRA: But, uh,
You like?
That was so psychic.
Is he a magician?
She's eating rubbish when she is outside.
KATE: Yeah, and that's how it's always gonna be.
Yes, relentlessly. These are dark times.
Ow.
I'm not fed up with feminism.
- ♪ She drives me crazy... ♪ - (groans)
- They took them. - Mum, come on. Come on. I know.
so I'm glad that we bumped into each other.
But I guess maybe we're all a bit damaged in this family.
Why are you dressed like an elf?
Yeah, well, can I just come in? Can I...
Dan, she doesn't have to help, you know.
- "Dick" means "penis"? - "Dick" means "penis." Yeah.
Look what it done to him. He look thousand years old.
(grunts rhythmically)
- But it's-it's true. - Let's go, Mum. Come on.
Of course not.
Have yourself a merry Christmas, yeah?
You have been like this all day.
Yeah.
- KATE (laughing): Oh, my God. - TOM: Yeah.
I'm a mess.
who can make being sung to sleep sound like waterboarding.
Inconceivable.
- (band joins in) - (cheering and applause)
Interesting... and weird.
EARTH: No, you me. You s me world.
- Hello. - Hi.
♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪
No?
- (Kate chuckling) - Ta-da!
♪ With a note saying, "I love you," I meant it ♪
Ooh.
♪ 'Cause God's stopped keeping score ♪
I'm having a self-pity party.
- Aw. Aw. Moje cedo. - Mm.
Alba is... Alba is Marta's flatmate.
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
I heard him have a very loud phone conversation
Just uncertain.
the human race would just die out.
mother-to-be image you see in the ads?
Leave me alone.
I can't do anything.
You do understand that?
♪ Once bitten... ♪
- What is he doing with you? - Nothing.
whether or not to engage in immediate foreplay?
Maybe this is more you than anything.
♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪
Ha! Funny, no. I installed everything on her phone
I don't even... I mean, seriously,
Let's go. I've got a surprise for you.
You know why. And you know what?
Just taking a little look, huh?
some sort of science experiment that's gone wrong.
...and having made my delivery,
(sighs)
You look like a Webster.
Well, we... (sighs) He just won't commit
The sound engineer's gone home.
There's no such thing as normal.
This is your crime number. You'll need it for insurance.
Don't bring that up. She burned her eyebrows off.
No, she is still ill... why is she still
(excited chatter)
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
GRAND FANFARE PLAYING UNIVERSAL FANFARE MEET THE SPIRITS 7 2029
♪ Because I said you were the perfect girl for me ♪
Guess what it was in the bakery on the Edgware Road.
All set for your date?
- The plumber? - Look... (stammers)
Could you just tell her that I'm very sorry?
I need time to myself.
(sighs): Okay.
- (Kate groans) - You have phone.
(wind whistling)
I'm just not in the mood for a walk.
- You coming in? - No, no, no.
TOM: That's Ursula.
Good Lord.
Was, uh, Santa involved?
♪ Serves me far too well... ♪
It's not funny, Klaus.
Here's something to start your day.
You can't depend on me.
I've never seen that before.
♪ ♪
- Sorry. Let's go. - Kate, we'll see you in a... in a month.
- Why don't you do it inside? - Why don't you ring me?
Are you seriously doing a James Bond impression?
- Wait. - MARTA: Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, Christ.
- Thanks. - (chuckling): You're welcome.
- Seen this? - Seen what?
You just... you've been disappearing for days on end.
(whispers): All right.
will you kiss me good night?
There you are, sir. Enjoy your festive hybrid Hanukkah bush.
It means, "I will nail you to my dick."
Don't even know where that's been.
Yeah, that's 'cause of Arthur.
♪ Hand in hand ♪
embarrassment... and that's just my mum.
It's incredible how unfunny it is.
We are so lucky to be able to help each other
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
The reason we are lucky is because helping each other
- ♪ Dun, dun, dun! ♪ - Oh!
ANDY (muffled): Madam. Hello.
("Fantasy" by George Michael playing)
Santa, um, I think I can take over from there.
♪ Take another, take another ♪
Do you remember her flip-flops?
♪ ♪
Very common this time of year.
♪ Na kraju ♪
Bottle of Rioja?
- Mm. - Go away.