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KATE: Mm...
Since you came back, you started losing your shit.
Oh, God, you're a piece of work.
♪ So please don't give me up ♪
So, when's your next audition?
(wind whistling softly)
You, you load of tossers, fuck off!
- Keeping up with the fruit and veg? - Yeah, fine.
We're kindred spirits.
What...? (stammers, scoffs)
TOM: Never more than once, anyway.
Sing it cheerfully, for God's sake.
You knew.
- We don't know. - (producer sighs)
♪ Making spirits bright ♪
God, who are you?!
Um, right, well, so I knew the lighting would be crap,
(clears throat)
(a la Elvis Presley): Thank you very much.
I'm just gonna leave that...
(inhales deeply)
KATE: Yes. Thank you, Daniel.
(sighs) Okay.
I didn't ask to be, but...
Because, um, there's also someone here, a gentleman,
There must be a story attached to them.
- Yes. - Before we eat lesbian pudding...
What?
I am an adult.
♪ I guess we always, guess we always knew ♪
That is why I have this shop.
No, I've just come back from helping the needy.
- Blimey. - (bird screeches)
- Hey. - Hey.
And I got chucked out of my digs this morning,
(whispers): Can we lie down?
I'm gonna dash down the street.
not completely true. I do have a phone.
It's beautiful.
I'm not sure it's that good for me.
Because-because she...
- (baby coos) - (Jenna gasps)
I really enjoyed our walk today.
I haven't heard from him in days.
Mwah.
No call, no Twitter,
Go on, then.
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
(groans) I'm sorry, George.
He'll turn up.
Like I say. Follow me.
what you don't understand. (clicks tongue)
Hi.
But I don't feel lucky anymore.
Oh, thanks.
I'm sorry, Mr. Baldrick...
♪ The rich declare themselves poor ♪
("Last Christmas" by Little Voices playing)
That I will probably never stop being sorry.
- Head. Sleep. - Yeah, I am gonna...
♪ ♪
And you, Mrs. Andrich... you need to worry less.
- Good night. - Naughty.
Were you coming to see me?
I'm not bored.
♪ Be a place that your heart can embrace? ♪
(groaning): Oh, my God.
(train passing in distance)
♪ Oh, it never came ♪
It's pretty sad.
♪ The way that we told ya was decent ♪
♪ Hanging on to hope ♪
(Kate laughs)
I came in to check on your eye.
- ♪ Dobra vecer japica ♪ - PETRA: Oh... - (laughter)
I'm the... plumber.
- I wish I were. - (Kate laughs)
Remember? Look, I've come from work.
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Who laid on her back in a quarry ♪
No. No, divorce is for the rich.
I'm not made of bloody biscuits.
What? You're looking at me like
♪ Do you think we have time? ♪
♪ I know not everybody ♪
Enjoy time with your friends.
♪ And everything you want and everything you see ♪
Yeah, kinda, sorta.
KATE: Idiot.
♪ You gave it away ♪
- You're gonna have to come back next time. - It's too late.
(Serbian accent): And, um, uh, what about your folks
Santa kind of hates me.
Think about it.
I'm good. (mutters)
("Everything She Wants" by Wham! playing)
but Dan said no speeches were allowed.
And it makes me feel really bad about myself.
Oh, he's just... I don't know.
♪ And maybe we'll have something to show ♪
No, mate. You had the full English last night.
Get some rest, Katarina. You look done in.
Um... do you need any...
♪ I know how low you can sink ♪
Yeah, except that I didn't dream of it, did I? You did.
Elf and safety?
(chuckles softly)
...being poked up the vag by strangers with cold hands,
That was like watching a short Scandinavian film.
never been on an ice rink before?
You're not yourself.
the even bigger nutcrackers around the corner.
♪ Or saw my children as things to bully ♪
(stammers quietly)
- (horn honks, tires squeal) - Sorry!
Well, I think I've got one up my sleeve.
♪ There's something deep inside of me ♪
Oh, wow.
(muttering, grunting) Okay. Thank you.
If that thought's comfortable
- (laughter) - PETRA: But you remember what?
- Uh, what it mean? - It means helping, Mum.
Who am I?
♪ In some other face ♪
- it was shit. - (director chuckles)
It's your fault.
♪ My daddy was a toker ♪
- Oh! Ow. - (thud, objects clatter)
Is that where you get your singing from?
- No, no. - Mm-hmm. Yes, yes.
Hell. Mum sung me to sleep.
SCREAMING 47 ronin
I can't do this anymore.
- Would you stop saying "dick" and "penis"? - It's just...
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
Okay, I got to go. Bye.
♪ Now I think it's time... ♪
You've got a way with people,
- Mm-mm. - Yep.
I honestly think she preferred it when I was ill.
♪ But the very next day, you gave it away ♪