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reading one of those women's magazines,
on your new hot potty.
for some extra work, I got some gutters at my place...
and I thought, "You know what would be great down here?
My mom took your iPad.
I've been waiting my whole life
I do not enjoy tiny computers. They make me feel like a giant.
She-she just really needs her computer, okay?
I don't have to tell you. You were there. Okay.
Because I have to leave the office early
I want to watch it when I'm not scared.
(scoffs)
and broke hers.
I don't want to be Sex Tape Adam.
You won't even let your wife do the dishes
Okay. Your mom, Don and Lowell, they all had my iPad.
Ah, there she is.
It's that square thing she's always yelling at.
(laughs)
Well, yeah.
Well, we have a similar situation here, okay?
If you're not home, I'll just use the key behind your planter.
and find out who watched it, then...
Don't worry, everything that happened this week,
without anybody telling them to.
I made an ass of myself.
let the cops do the work for us.
Hold on, hold on.
Yeah, uh, honey, I'm not so sure about a carpool.
That's why Rudy's here, okay?
I'll recheck everything in a couple of days.
It was probably a glitch.
(car horn honks outside)
They all watched it!
an elephant who doesn't have to pack a bag