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Andi was doing the best she could.
Huh? I mean, I only have two moves:
How's it going, movie star?
I was talking about your heated toilet seat.
Okay, Andi... Hey.
That's not good enough. I need it now!
Why'd you pause it halfway through?
Oh, yes, he took it with him to the gym.
Well, your mom watched it, too.
a session.
Love you. Bye. Love you, too.
and I opened your iPad and up popped the video
Well, then, give me that back. It's my pad.
and-and you look like you're trying to land a plane.
Jen has to work, but she's preapproved
(door opens, closes)
Maybe I should have just driven the kids to school.
Okay, let's go. I can't believe this worked.
Okay, so n-nobody knew about the video,
(laughs) Give me that.
But...
at a yard sale.
I-I'll put it in the fridge for you.
Well, h-how did you see it?
We know.
Swinging a towel, and...
But mainly it's because I'm in security.
But I'm sure you were great, honey.
Yeah, and she's survived by her husband, Sex Tape Adam."
Okay. Right, right, right, right.
(laughs)
I was disappointed because I read in your e-mails
Oh, okay, okay, no, no, they're-they're not talking.
(door opens)
That gives the kidnappers a two-hour head start.
a full week before me.
Mm. Yeah.
because my heart is beating twice as fast now.
I have a self-control issue?
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