Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My mom's still there. She's remarried to some jerk.
Yeah, we're just fine. It's his first time.
Or maybe it's you, Dean.
Why doesn't he hit him back?
Thank you.
Pretty good, huh?
treated like shit by a bunch of prima donna Canadians, get my nuts shaved...
It's just been kinda hard to meet people I can talk to up here.
He knows what it takes to be a pro. You need it here.
You just want someone to pass you the puck.
A red line.
I got a regular shift!
But it's more than just skating fast and shooting bullets.
Mikeys got a breakaway!
- "And my best friend's not feeling well." - He's half-dead, you asshole!
Ever since I was six years old, I've been faster than anyone.
or play hockey for 20,000 people at Madison Square Garden?
He's 17 years old. He's an American kid from Stanton.
Like that sorry son of a bitch that just tripped over the blue line
I would have loved to have seen the look on her face.
number 20, Carl Racki.
- Ladies, hi. - Hi.
They put a plate in my head. It feels like I'm still on the ice.
You're not on the ice in five minutes, you're off the team.
I said hit me.
Why did you wait?
Come on.
I made 91 goals this year before you showed up.
- Oh, look! - What?
What's the matter? Leave your balls at home, Youngblood?
Put Racki across from him.
I thought you didn't follow hockey. Or hockey players.
(whistle blows)
I guess.
Lookin' good, rookie!
Yeah, I got him.
What if you don't?
By the way, I'm Miss McGill.
No nerve damage.
Start acting like one.
Now everybody wants a 20-year no-cut contract and a second home in Bora Bora.
(referee) Come on, take it easy.
All right. Mustangs out on the rink in five minutes.
Anumal
- Want some popcorn? - Sure.
- This'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you. - Yeah, right.
(player) Yeah, a nurse's uniform.
You gotta understand, they got us by the balls, Deaner.
Hey, Hannah, eat this!
"League officials announced the suspension of a player."
More of Mr Frazier's embroidery.
Because I said so, that's why.