Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

125 assists and 14 minutes in penalties.

Let's go... pretty boy.

- Open your goddamn eyes. - He tripped over his legs.

Dean Youngblood, unassisted.

I'll make the pros.

It's about time, Chadwick!

You must be one of Murray's boys.

Look... I think you're real nice and got a cute ass,

- You're real coordinated. - I'll play for New York someday.

Get outta here, Hannah.

Press hard, Derek, it's really dull.

I'll pick up the slack, Pop.

He made me stick boy for the team, then he wouldn't let me into the locker room.

- Where's the doc? - What doc?

Yeah, how long do you think that'll last?

I think you oughta learn how to skate first.

I swear to God,

- (Maureen) I don't see anything. - No, I guess not.

All right? Come on. You better take a break.

The locker room is that way.

Yep, still mine.

(spectator) Rip their eyes out!

Scoring at 13:57 of the final period, with only three seconds left in the game,

Let 'em know you're in the same goddamn rink!

- Three blind mice. - Yeah.

Thank God there is still a sport for middle class white boys.

(player) Back to the pond, rookie!

- Still hurt? - No.

How are you feeling?

You know what Gordie Howe's bonus was when he signed?

Attaboy, Hannah! Attaboy! You're beautiful!

I got a regular shift!

I'm sorry. I probably got you into trouble. I should have gone home with him.

Get your gear on and get on the ice.

- Keep your head up, prick. - Look where the puck is, asshole.

(player) Cheers. Come on, let's go. We're just gettin' started.

- I already shaved. - When? Last week?

(Ray) We're only looking for one player.

Come on, Youngblood!

- Ah, shit. The coach. - Shit.

(Frazier) Easy.

(hums along to radio)

"And the coach, the coach isn't fair."

Local talent at three o'clock.

Can you get the door, honey?

As soon as it would freeze over, me and my brother Kelly would put on our skates.

What are you doing here?

Youngblood moves into the Toronto zone. He's really showing some speed.

(Miss McGill) One, two, three...

Thanks for the book.

Come on, kid. Show me something.

The big mistake I made was letting Racki go.