Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're gonna get a TIMECARD AUDIT
Ugh. Do women have those?
but as everybody on my elementary school playground knows,
In his entire life!
I want to read those reports.
OK, Gary, you need to spend every dime in the space-based...
that has real D.C. experience.
- Hang on a second. - Where did that come from? Seriously.
Can I get a quick fiver, Madam P?
How much is left in that whole faith-space...
They're not misdeeds.
uh, he might be able to turn it into a stay-cation.
You need to get rid of that Chinese money, ma'am.
'Cause last I heard, you can't run for office
- I'll take care of it. - OK.
I have always been open and transparent
- Oklahoma City! - REPORTERS: Madam President!
Any comment that a federal grand jury in New York
(reporters clamoring)
God, is that what a real orgasm feels like?
Well, Facebook'll walk you through it step by step.
- You're both wrong. - Well you're right.
that Con-Ag-Chem made you an offer to run for office?
- (all laughing) - Oh, my God! What?!
who's asked me about that this week...
I'm gonna get some drinks.
managed to create the perfect daughter.
- You cannot. - SELINA: Goddamnit!
Hilarious. A talking company. Where would the mouth even be?
and they were very, very impressed and delighted
AMY: All right, Congressman Slender Man.
No. I'm not talking to y...
by queering hetero-normative tropes.
you understand that...
and run it for president.
Well, that's impossible, because I made her up.
- Ma'am, uh, you... - Yeah.
from Con-Ag-Chem Family Farms.
- Oh! Amy. - Yeah, Amy.
Yeah.
I mean, how old are you really, Selina Meyer, huh?
Now, you're going to lead off with a nod
- Oh. - Your mother's boat,
- Who? - The fake real woman
- Mmm. - Did, uh, did we...?
(whispering) I need some help for me ex from your friends in the East.
Oh, yeah, I should probably go out the back door.
that a guy who calls vaginas "crinkum-crankums"
OK, guys, um... last night...
And you know what you need to do?
Hearing you say that really takes me back.
That is highly classified.
Agent Youngblood.
How would anyone know?
I'm so sorry. We don't have any time for more questions.
Just make up some death threats that are nicer.
It's OK, Catherine. Catherine, Mommy's here.
- Mommy has to go. - What?
or a brand-new hot tub like the lieutenant governor has.
- Ma'am, it's time. - Oh, OK. It's...