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of election-rigging!
Yeah, you are!
um, Daddy is in hiding again
- Montez. - Wait a minute.
when I am elected president again,
who has four kids and the exact same dead-end jobs.
pop into Alabama on the way,
that over 48,000 black voters were turned away.
I need to switch out my estrogen patch.
You know, down at the feed store
Wait. I don't have fat arms.
- I'm not touching you. - AMY: Thank you for looking into that.
But you're now officially my stepsister.
but have no idea what it means.
Oh. Then they're no longer false.
Besides: women's prison.
That's an hour and 29 minutes too long
in that former Indian concentration camp.
- (cackling) - Goodbye, Amy, Jonah.
- (crying) OK. - OK? Yeah.
(Selina chuckles)
The Joseph Goebbels playbook.
that's fair and impartial.
Uh, the governor called.
Ma'am, not Keith Quinn.
it could be yours.
No, I didn't. I said for you to pay him off.
That is a bizarre thing to say.
That empty seat in the state Senate,
Selina would kill to be 38.
for Selina Meyer to release her birth certificate,
if anyone should be depressed, it's me,
N... Oh? Oh! (laughs)
I don't read Mandarin, ma'am.
(claps) Yes. Richard, that is what I'm talkin' about.
Except for the 7-Eleven truthers.
It's really a treat for me to come on a show
But I'm gonna need some walkin'-around money.
Not as much as I'd like.
- Because President Meyer fired you? - All right, look, Richard,
- Thank you, ma'am. - Although I personally
- Thank you very much. - Can I ask you a question, Marjorie?
And yes, I said "she," and I don't mean you.
and deadbeat dads... and deadbeat moms.
and their non-extradition treaty.
RICHARD: This has been a very difficult decision,
President Selina Meyer, is on the line calling us today.
In fact, here it is.
When women fall apart, they really fuckin fall apart!
OK, Mommy has to go.
though I do seek to topple the patriarchy