Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I have to say that
- I need to talk to you. - Sure. I'm all ears, milady.
Any luck with the human Mobius strip?
Honey, can you do me a favor?
These, by the way, are completely hideous.
Yes, Sidney Purcell, super generous guy,
You know what, I've got this piece of paper.
- OK. - (weeping)
- Ha! - That was your phone.
That's amazing! Isn't that great, buddy?
and then you gave me a look.
I want to be president when I grow up.
I'm guessing they'll want you to support them publicly.
- Jonah Ryan! - How you doin', Clearwater!
Yeah, I know! God, Mom!
and ready to go by the door for the last 20 years.
after William F. Buckley ate a thesaurus.
...by some magical combination of abuse and neglect
Now that Florida has moved its primary to Super Tuesday,
(crying)
Are you recording this conversation, ma'am?
this is just the beginning, all right?
Reminds me, I gotta Apple Pay her for my half.
we're gonna keep our wangs out of your Chinese fuckin' finger trap.
- Rick, there's a gun in the front row. - What? Jonah?
- Fuck! - (door opens, closes)
It's my birthday.
Oh, that's actually a cute name.
I happen to consult for a number of very large clients in Asia,
will just have to work a little harder.
Basically a two-woman race
Look at that. I'm telling you, Richard,
Thank you.
But it's a very good deal. For him.
You don't know how lucky you have it, really, to tell you the truth.
Oh. When I can get the milk for free. Very good, ma'am.
- by your sermon. - (Selina chuckles)
You wear it. Maybe you'll grow some hair on your vagina!
than that half-wit Kemi.
Name: Jonah Joy Ryan.
Your si... sister. OK.
- I thought it was Kent. - I assumed it was you.
they said the best case scenario was I had autism.
Marjorie?
have all been arrested for accepting improper campaign contributions
At Con-Ag-Chem Family Farms.
My daughter Catherine is getting married
Which actually happened to me once
Yeah, I didn't get Clay vaccinated
You know, I think you're doin' a great job, sir.
It's the best thing for both of us.