Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I get some, don't I?
do you understand this could cost me the presidency, Andrew?
they can feel neglected and... And low self-esteem.
MAN: Kill her!
Not a "blow him to kingdom-fucking-come" look!
I think I can see you nodding your head "yes"...
Your unfavorables are rising past "accidental ethnic slur"
she'd get, like, a thousand dollars
- I wanna say the South? - Uh... Well...
- I had no choice. - Oh, that's what you said
America is waiting for my leadership.
It's... I'm not...
Mom, I can't believe that you ruined Marjorie's proposal
Fuck!
teenage runaway that you just strangled.
I was an alcoholic,
- Oh, OK. Good. - It's about Catherine.
Yes, here.
They're dropping the investigation into the Meyer Fund.
Ohh, God.
I tried to tell you a hundred times, Jonie.
Call it the Washington Post... Like a non-asshole
Absolutely not!
Mayor Splett, are you saying
I should have really married that gay guy my mother liked.
REPORTER: Poll watchers are reporting
about Catherine's freshman year roommate.
- Come on. - Well, it, uh...
That's just criminally insane... And regular insane.
- Seven? Wow. - Yeah, seven. Lucky sevens.
- when I was all up in that... - ♪ Puss-ay-ay-yay ♪
No, no, no. Listen, your eyebrows did not move at all.
(microwave beeps)
More than a dozen Iowa government officials are in hot water.
(indistinct chatter)
to see who is less offensive to the American people.
So do I, but if Andrew starts talking to the grand jury about,
Mister Mayor, the lieutenant governor
That can only mean one thing, ma'am.
Cool. Let's see...
Did you take the coconut out of my muesli
They were exploited opportunities.
That's the best explanation of democracy I've ever heard.
What kind of affirmative action bullshit is that?
Technically, it was you that stole the money from the fund,
Yeah, until this Washington Post thing blows over,
(chuckles) Sorry.
Well, no, actually, ma'am, there's a Rosa Sanchez in Tennessee
- I saw Andrew... - The prosecution rests.
to ask three pre-approved questions, pre-written by me,
I actually feel the same way, too, as a dad, sometimes.
He wants me to resign as mayor, effective immediately.
Ha!
Yes, ma'am.
And it was pretty clear. You said, "Take care of it,"
SELINA: But now I have to run.