Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You need to use tweezers this time

Just show 'em your birth certificate.

and I don't know anything about foreign interference,

offered me all sorts of great stuff,

Wait a minute. Before I go onstage,

I think you know I'm a very traditional woman,

Well, that's what people are saying.

- Ha ha ha ha! Made you look! - PA: Ladies and gentlemen...

Ma'am, you wanna see this.

Here's your speech, ma'am. I dumbed it down even more.

Despite the fact that you are

I would like to ask both of you for Catherine's hand in marriage.

MIKE: Great. Hope you got the invite for the baby shower.

Ma'am, we've got incoming.

- Well, hello, darlin'. - Hi.

we have an incredible opportunity here.

What's our play moving forward here?

to behind my balls so that I have to sit to pee like a real girl.

plenty of "blow him up" looks.

- ASAP. - I don't know how to do that.

I wouldn't... unless I have to.

Rosa is gonna spend the night here in Boston. No mini-bar key.

"I'm gonna break your fat arms and strangle you..."

with their hands up my skirt.

Don't yell at him, 'cause loud noises make him flip out.

(mocking tone) President Selina Meyer.

Well, this has been a dry fuck on a sandy beach.

We are turning the screws

Since when are you doing business with them?

I could have been born with something wrong with me.

- Faith-based. - Mm-hmm. On religious shit.

What are you gonna do about it?

- Of course, ma'am. - Why would you buy that cow?

You see? Stick with me, right?

BEN: Ma'am, this Andrew thing is everywhere.

(Selina laughing)

KEMI (ON TV): This is insane!

I'm sorry, um, you look so familiar to me.

I'm not gonna do that.

Oh, yeah! This is like looking in a mirror.

- ROSA: Mm. - And... And then...

(clears throat)

- What? - I'm leaving now. For the record.

I'm gonna read it so I get it right.

OK, Keith, as much as I hate poetry,

- Yes, not Keith Quinn. - No. Go.

Wait a minute. You know Keith Quinn?

Mmm. I hope they don't use the New Testament for that.

I have to stop you there, ma'am.

but you did say to take care of it.

is actually finding the fucking birth certificate!

AMY: You know what would help sell this birth certificate presser

that's on everybody's mind:

You know, it's getting so you can't believe anything the media says

- Any date for the wedding? - Oh, who gives a shit.

Well, you said it, not me, but I also say it.

(mutters softly)

Congressman Slender Man...