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(laughing) Oh, no! I'm an OB-GYN.
especially with melanoma-loving swamp fuckers,
in your financial misdeeds, ma'am.
- You're on! - Wish me luck, meat shield.
Wait, I'm fired?
All right, fine. I'll call my mom.
- Karen... - (laughs)
- Yeah, a hot mirror. - I'll be right outside, sir.
Here we go. What... I mean, how far do you have to walk?
Well, we've paid for seven studies
I mean, my God,
- Pick another one. A plausible one. - GARY: Yeah.
What Saudi prince's rape dungeon
to say this, but, uh, given your reputation,
- What's that? - There it is!
and this is Uncle Bennie,
I'm gonna pick one of you minimum wage media monkeys
Fine.
Dissident poet Deng Dao has been arrested for...
like brand-new kitchen appliances
(low) I have your estrogen patch, if you'd like.
I'm hearing about you and the Chinese?
Thirty-eight dollars? That's like a shitty gift
Andrew's cutting a deal.
Ma'am, maybe we can just, uh, cancel this... this Rosa thing.
exploded off the coast of Florida this afternoon.
They insist on hearing bad news right away.
SELINA: Marjorie? Love to talk to you
Yeah. Oh, Gary, that reminds me,
You mean your wisdom stripes.
Kemi has been getting some death threats.
two of the most reprehensible people I have ever met...
- President Montez. - Sure, why not.
Steal from the best.
I'm really struggling right now.
LEON: Ma'am, there is a small change to the speech.
Fine. Mac and cheese.
Dan, I'm glad you're here.
I just said take care of it.
- Oh. - Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh, folks, our best friend of the show,
Anything you want, honey.
during a Supreme Court confirmation.
I might be able to use it against you.
It's fine. They know everything.