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I don't think you have to explain.
It's a cultural thing.
but I have a friend here who is.
- What? - Haley blew him off.
They're not soundproof menus. Yeah. She's standing me up.
That's what they all say.
when we could be messing around in a Trans Am.
from trying to pick you up tonight,
Hey, how can I help you?
- more vulnerable than they thought. - I...
You catty bitches!
1,000%! But don't take it from me.
Who knows with that guy?
Okay.
He never stops droning on.
She never said that.
Well, you worried for nothing. I bought her a nice cookie,
Here she is. Ciconi.
Oh, it's so weird to think that if I had taken another path,
- It's a haiku. - Oh!
Thanks, Alex.
If I can't role-play with her, I'm not doin' it with you.
Oh, please tell me you don't eat on dates.
and you're going to bed right now.
for Applied Astro-Doofinomics.
I'd be lost without her.
I-I built my first telescope when I was 999999 billion years
You made a telescope?
when I came to a fork in the path.
Hey, buddy.
Please.
a grown man I've seen in lederhosen at least three times.
makes me like this one mucho more.
But it saved the lives of a bunch of astronauts.
Oh, Phil.
Because he's the constant noise you can't get rid of!