Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wish I had gotten arrested!

I'm sorry to bother you on Valentine's.

Anyway, I think I'll wait here a little longer,

Let me start by saying "thank you" for being so vulnerable with me.

That is the Valentine's Day card I've always wanted.

that don't appreciate women!

Honey, what happened?

It's not weird, Dad. It's fun.

- Thanks. - You look so handsome.

Alex, it's Professor Fennerman.

- Who would I be? - Anybody.

Underneath it all, it's just you and your wife.

but... Claire's all I've got.

Okay, call Gloria,

If you walk in there with some lame gift,

If it worked for Sheena Easton, it can work for you.

Let's figure this out together.

Aww. It's a tandem bicycle.

I think it's nice that we're helping out

The poppy cadence is throwing off my more bluesy lovemaking style.

Can you pick another girl?

I'm pre-eating so I don't look like a pig.

Well, I was going to say "Venus."

- He called us catty? - Yeah.

NASA is giving me an award for a radiation shield,

I called her. She's not picking up.

I own this hotel. May I?

I have no idea. Why?

Clive Bixby here. How can I make your night sexier?

I am not doing this.

I can't believe I took romantic advice from Phil,

and the biggest Mylar balloon they sold at the grocery store.

she will bite your head right off, mister.

I wish Jay was as sexy as you."

That silence is me picking my jaw up off the floor.