Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

like my modern dance moves a little bit better
A little less conversation, a little more action, please
You're not mad?
Your teeth are like fresh-driven snow white.
holding Dixie cups down at the sperm bank
You know why?
and the gratitude of lonely ovaries everywhere.
And would you save my soul tonight?
You're waiting for me to take maternity leave,
Neither is marriage.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!
it might have rubbed you the wrong way.
Si voy a perderte
Nos fuimos pa'el bar, baby, go, look suave
in your lives these days.
I know. Um... Guys, this is David Martinez.
My yearly rendition of "La Cucaracha"on Taco Tuesday
David, I'm just
Cuando hago mi entrada
he got every team in the Big Ten to order copies, too.
if you want to get teenagers' attention.
I'm sexy and I know it
No, no vuelvas
of my championship ova
You are old as a hill.
Oh, he would.
Seniority, William.
Will Schuester.
What makes you so sure you're the one who's gonna get tenure?
Coach?
You know, just so prolific.
Makes you want to kiss a person you love.
Do you realize how important this tenure is for us,
for groups of guys that are into dance music,
Yo estoy harto de que me digan...
I-I-I work out
Latin art, Latin people...
Her departure means there's an open tenured position
You lodged a complaint about my teaching tactics
about these stereotypes that you're perpetuating.
- Would you mind showing us? - Oh dear God, please, yes.
Muy means "very."
They'll be great anecdotes for the Jimmy Kimmel show.
Y viajar por la brisa de verano
And I know
No e-mails, no texts, nothing.
And when the samba played
Andale, muchacha, ven, relájate
give me notes
or a math equation, much more quickly
that Spanish has so many different ways to say
Just trying to figure out a way
That's sweet, dude, but you know,
as co-captain for the Cheerios!
I was just looking out for the team.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Cuando es hora de siesta
It's your fault. You're their teacher.
Satisfy me, baby
Bem, bembele, bembele
And what with the financial security
You are... done... as a coach,
and a threesome with Michael Phelps.
because marriage is promise, and it lasts for forever.
Bonita, bonita
"So You're Dating a Two-Timin' Ho."
No te perdona de llorar
Diggy dang a-diggy d-dang dang
Girl, look at that body