Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Where you from? - Ohio.

You know, for what it's worth,

I want to sit here, eat some chicken and look back on

to steal your job, Sue Sylvester.

(mariachi music playing)

Well, I resent that, William.

Got myself another donor. And a much better one.

And I think, at the end of that week,

I'm an authentic Spanish matador.

The truth is, I love all things Latin.

Soy sexy y lo sabes

I was missing my life. I want to make a difference

synchronized swimming team.

can't change the fact that you are done as a woman.

Girl, look at that body

Todo el mundo para pa'mirarme a mi

(school bell rings)

and truly authentic?

Miss Pillsbury, I don't sleep around.

but the guy who holds her purse on the red carpet.

Bembele, bembele, bembele

Asi que repiten conmigo. Come on, repeat with me.

I'm sexy and I know it.

Yo, vacilón en el mall

Yes, William, I am sure.

Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh oooh

When you teach Glee.

Well, In case you haven't noticed, Deena,

Satisfaceme, bebe

DAVID: Thank you very much, everyone.

Yeah, to defend your Spanish teacher honor.

- Cuando hago mi entrada - Yeah

that has to jump from the hamper straight into therapy.

I actually wanted to try forming the night school Glee Club,

Hey, I'm Will Schuester.

Girl, look at that body

I'm sure you have something muy amazing planned.

okay, struggling or not... there he is.

Tu los puedes ver pasar

in my life right now.

Look, I know that I have the right person.

The good people at Kroger have been keeping a box

And you better be certain when it comes to marriage

WILL: If I could have some of my Glee kids speaking Spanish

Dang diggy diggy d-dang a-dang dang

In jail, or dead. Or both.

Oh, stop with the lies, sweater meat, or you will be hawking

Your time isn't up, Finn.

Man, your teeth are really white.

No, I've seen you, I've seen you teach Glee Club, man.

I spoke to Figgins.

(school bell ringing)

Because Cheerios! didn't win Nationals last year, Sue.

You're like me.

Walking down the street in my new La Freak, yeah

You're unique, Finn.

I've decided to take my life in a different direction

Plus, I do The Tracey Anderson Method

And now seeing as how I find bald infants terrifying,