Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They deserve better.

That is not fair, Kurt. I mean, what would

No, honestly, I, uh...

But what if they both make her feel amazing in different ways?

I had noodles with the president

Bembele, bembele, bembele

I've never really understood the whole process.

I don't think that's the award a Spanish teacher wants to get

Then I moved away, and now I'm bunking at Finn and Kurt's.

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro

until Little Susie or Little Sylvester catches.

that I'd really stepped in it.

All right, ladies.

Thank you, Señor Martinez.

So for our next assignment, we're only doing songs

Oh, oh! La cucaracha, la cucaracha

(LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" begins)

Yes. Will tells me everything.

for the rest of my life, just as much as I know

Now I realize when I chose Becky

Gracias. (chuckles)

Girl, look at that body

Wow, that sounds like a great gig.

Who taught you that?

with Principal Figgins, possibly derailing my bid

then you need to stop talking.

Señor Martinez told us about it.

It's depressing.

They're very lucky to have you, man.

How about Monday?

at sporting events.

I wouldn't call it that.

You see, a long time ago,

Marihuana que fumar

Yeah, I've seen All About Eve.

A little less fight, a little more spark

That the moment is here

'cause those donkey booties need to cool off.

(rolling "R"s) Exactly.

that lasts longer than a grin, you know?

Did you mean what you wrote?

(cheering, applause)

All of nature wild and free

And be careful, those chairs are hard.

that you give birth to a child

There's something kind of fun and rebellious about being here at night.

Yo se I got it aqui

It's my last chance to wow the kids with my español.

And every time I've insulted Will

Caras tan bellas

Well, you don't get to choose when it comes to true love.

Oh, man, you don... you don't understand.

- Sometimes I get a little tripped up... - William.

Ring through my ears and sting my eyes

Look, I-I know I'm not a native Spanish speaker.

Why did you become a Spanish teacher, Mr. Shue?

Este amor llega así de esta manera

I actually learned English watching reruns of Solid Gold.