Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It is so inappropriate for you to ask him to father your child.

you'll have a much better idea of what

What's going on, Sue?

of wild, irrational rage.

Cuando salgo a andar

of your pointless, vindictive back-stabbing.

(school bell ringing)

I'm so proud of you.

about your lagging Cheerios!

That's great, Em, but I really need

To be filled with Spanish passion.

(Gloria Estefan's "Don't Wanna Lose You" begins)

All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me

Coach, I'm sorry.

What are you talking about? They all loved my performance.

Not afraid to make the tough calls.

The brain takes in information, like a new language,

Show it, show it, show it

Tropical the island breeze

You know, could you maybe say that a little slower?

Vamos ir a los dos escuchar la musica

and I came from a very superstitious household

Porque mi vida, yo la prefiero vivir asi

"Stop using my toilet," to my maid.

Latin music. Think about it.

Well, Mr. Shue, the floor is all yours.

David Martinez.

Satisfy me, baby

I can do anything.

Because they don't know any better.

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah

and we only spoke Spanish in the house, growing up.

I am feeling so Stephen King with these things lately.

And, hey, wasn't that number fantastic

ever since I tinker-tailor-soldier-spied

And my pudding pretty much sucks.

to go to high school.

Rachel, what the hell is that?

I just got my new pamphlets back from the printer.

- Hablar con ellos? - That's... right.

You're not here learning a language.

Cheerleading magazines are right here.

cooling in their meat locker.

was a little bit dismayed by the quality of men

And when I showed that to my Cooter,

Coach of the McKinley

Girl, look at that body

And like so many women who chose career over family,

Wait. You're serious?

The one thing that Glee Clubs and theater programs don't have

and I think that you'd be lucky to marry her... one day.

- Your Spanish lullaby - Hey

to speak Spanish.

I want to give them something useful.

Fordham, NYU, Adelphi.

But impending motherhood doth given me perspective.

Remember, roll those "R"s. (rolling "R"s)

The sun would set so high

What's all this?

A ltle more bite, a little less bark

Okay, look, I know how it feels to want

It means we will always be able to feed our kids,

This is where I long to be

(laughs): "Congratulations... I Love You."

Well, one day I...