Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. Let's make it snow.

that the people we really need to do something for... The employees.

Is this gross? [INHALES DEEPLY]

[CHUCKLES] Are they?

I know, Pop. I know.

David, David, you can't say that word, "Christmas."

Much like, you know, Emperor Palpatine mentored Darth Vader.

Wait, wait, wait. Well, hol... David. Don't be like that.

but, um, I decided to stay for Ian

Uh, well, it's...

- Stop calling them freakazoids. - Why?

Is she gonna hurt me?

and we have a beautiful tree.

♪ Want a plane that loops the loop ♪

I feel foolish.

That's it, everybody! It's officially Christmas morning!

David says, "Stick your dick in a blender."

[GROANS] Oh, you know, we're just...

Sometimes when people feel you're trying too hard to please them,

We should go on vacation together.

What? I bribed him to cheer you up.

- Step aside, I'm just gonna kick it in. - Wha... You're gonna bust the door down?

We wanted you to have a proper Christmas.

Not as delicious as the two mochaccinos I had.

- Annoying. - We're trying not to use the A-word.

So, great. Fine.

- [SIGHS] - We are singing Christmas carols

Look at that, guys, huh? That's fun, right? Come on, guys.

[BRUNCHING WOMEN GIGGLE]

It was gonna be like a white Christmas theme.

[AIR HORN BLOWS]

Merry Christmas.

- I... - In fact, I'm gonna donkey kick it.

- [CHUCKLES] Now, guys... - [CHEERS]

But the point is, we actually did something sweet for one another.

You know, I wanna recreate that feeling of Christmas.

and I'd imagine the perfect Christmas.

Over $500,000 in two hours! I knew it!