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It's about to get a whole lot better.
Hey, Jo.
[INHALES DEEPLY] Oh, well, 'cause your family hates you
Christmas is canceled. Stop the music.
Which is absolutely astonishing. Totally wasted on her.
[STAMMERS] No, that's sadder than even Poppy trying to make a friend.
What's the point of a holiday party if you can't do stupid shit?
Oh, so now you need my help? How delicious.
Call your parents 'cause you're gonna get 15 minutes of fame.
They're just... They're in Melbourne. It's a 16-hour flight, so...
Stupid!
- It doesn't matter. The point is... - [SIGHS]
[JO] David. David.
[CHEERING]
What is it?
♪ We can hardly stand the wait ♪
- We'll do it live! - Look, we're streaming.
I said, "bah humbug."
- [THE MASKED MAN SNICKERING] - Okay, we are through China.
- No... No, I don't... [STAMMERS] Well, I... - [HUFFS]
are not getting nice Christmas bonuses.
- [POPPY] I feel faint. - [BRAD] So bad for your lungs.
But, hey, guess who else sits around and waits to jump into action?
Oh, my God. I bet at this rate you're gonna outearn Brad's plan
[THE MASKED MAN] Deck the halls with the bowels of your enemies.
That's great. Yeah. Now, just do all that with a smile.
Thanks, David!
You're such a good person.
- I'm Yoda, bitch. - [CHUCKLES]
and so we all... On the group chat, uh, they s... told me...
There's no chili. Chili's not a festive food.
- Oh. [INHALES DEEPLY] - What's wrong?
Man, this is so depressing.
No, it's hot.
Anthony! What the hell is going on?
- [IAN] We can hear him. - [POPPY] He's right there, we...
Appfire flow contract signed its begining to look a lot like xmas
that I just made us a million dollars my way, baby.