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Our servers are holding steady
And people are giving presents,
Oh, I'm so sorry. Did you... Did you not hear me? Um...
So the company gets a Christmas bonus, but we don't?
I slipped him a little bit of cash to let us stay. To cheer you up.
- Wait. - [IAN SIGHS]
so that everyone could enjoy them.
Hey, let's take a picture.
You can wear it and always remember the day
I don't know any of the rules.
[INHALES DEEPLY] I made myself vulnerable and was humiliated.
A karaoke machine? [STAMMERS] Is that where my money went?
Bonuses?
No one making decisions they're gonna regret in the morning.
- Merry Christmas. - [YELPS]
that y-you considered me a friend.
That's exactly why you shouldn't be watching it. Off.
- No, it... it's not a good thing! - I don't think they can hear you.
He's gonna make these people sing?
And... And yes, it involves sitting around and waiting.
I brought us these.
- Peepers. - No, not peepers.
Yes.
Yeah. I mean, I like you. I want you to be happy.
Why are you so cheery?
Huh? What? Anthony!
David, wake up, wake up. It's Christmas morning.
[ALL COUGHING]
- [IAN] Yeah. - Stick your dick in a blender.
Yeah.
[DAVID] Yeah. There it is.
- Oh. [CHUCKLES] - [CHUCKLES]
[STAMMERS] What are you doing here?