Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ben and I just broke up.

because per the computer, opposites attract.

Hmm. Think I'm gonna take a rain check on Valentine's dinner.

-Happy Valentine's Day. -[Devi] Hey.

Or, you know, a great girl if kissing me wasn't a fluke.

Cheers to my most romantic Valentine's Day dinner yet.

and who doesn't wish I was someone else.

But now with Mohan gone, it felt different.

That little library card remark was messed up.

Not doing a great job there, bud.

as long as Paxton's perfect match was her?

No, Trent. This is oppression.

Okay, let me take a look.

Well, you should still celebrate.

But that's not what I miss most about him.

But could you shoot me so I can be out of the game and get a soda?

How's your Valentine's Day going?

♪ Winter's cloak covered The tracks of the tyrants ♪

-I actually manipulated you. -What?

I already do that for six hours every night when I'm asleep.

and it will take us all the way till the end of the year.

But why do you care so much about this test?

I love the commercial where you slash prices and some blinds

There it is. Right there.

And secondly, that way of thinking is selling you both short.

it always means great news.

I just kind of wanted to get my smokeshow boyfriend,

to bring her freshly grated cheese and…

[McEnroe] As Nalini envisioned her night

But anyway, we're a good team.

[stomping foot]

Here's your results from the student council's

don't let them shoot paintballs that hit you.

-I'm good. How are you doing? -Good. Good, good.

Because, you know, you're Paxton Hall-Yoshida.

not by Founding Fathers

is if she kicked Haley's ass at paintball

As I always say,

I just wish they weren't such good friends.

[McEnroe] This awkward hello is courtesy of the following interaction

No, I was just wondering 'cause, you know, it's Valentine's Day,

I knew his Hollywood connections would make you stay with me.

-[Devi] Ooh. -I Febrezed my futon and everything.

I know that I messed up, and I was a dick. I'm really sorry.

I've spent the last two years trying to date someone who's hot

I know you got Haley on the test, and you lied to me. Why?

I was gonna break up with you, and then you told me about it,

I don't know the answer to that. Um, I can go, though.

I dangled Uncle Joe in front of you

[gasps] See, I knew my yoga studio wasn't washing their mats properly.

[Nalini chuckles]

I-- I'm really sorry, Aneesa.