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is if she kicked Haley's ass at paintball
But could you shoot me so I can be out of the game and get a soda?
and who doesn't wish I was someone else.
I just kind of wanted to get my smokeshow boyfriend,
I knew his Hollywood connections would make you stay with me.
I-- I'm really sorry, Aneesa.
[Nalini chuckles]
Okay, let me take a look.
I dangled Uncle Joe in front of you
I know you got Haley on the test, and you lied to me. Why?
I don't know the answer to that. Um, I can go, though.
-Happy Valentine's Day. -[Devi] Hey.
[McEnroe] As Nalini envisioned her night
I love the commercial where you slash prices and some blinds
But that's not what I miss most about him.
I just wish they weren't such good friends.
As I always say,
Thank you.
-I'm good. How are you doing? -Good. Good, good.
to bring her freshly grated cheese and…
That little library card remark was messed up.
But why do you care so much about this test?
[sighs]
-[Devi] Ooh. -I Febrezed my futon and everything.
But anyway, we're a good team.
Yeah.
don't let them shoot paintballs that hit you.
Why what?
No, Trent. This is oppression.
I've spent the last two years trying to date someone who's hot
No, I was just wondering 'cause, you know, it's Valentine's Day,
Or, you know, a great girl if kissing me wasn't a fluke.
[Devi] Okay.
[sniffling]
it always means great news.
and it will take us all the way till the end of the year.
Well, you should still celebrate.
as long as Paxton's perfect match was her?
How's your Valentine's Day going?
-I actually manipulated you. -What?
not by Founding Fathers
♪ Winter's cloak covered The tracks of the tyrants ♪
Ben and I just broke up.
[McEnroe] This awkward hello is courtesy of the following interaction
I already do that for six hours every night when I'm asleep.
And secondly, that way of thinking is selling you both short.
Come here.
Hmm. Think I'm gonna take a rain check on Valentine's dinner.
Not doing a great job there, bud.
Yeah, sure.
Cheers to my most romantic Valentine's Day dinner yet.
because per the computer, opposites attract.
[gasps] See, I knew my yoga studio wasn't washing their mats properly.
I was gonna break up with you, and then you told me about it,
I know that I messed up, and I was a dick. I'm really sorry.
[stomping foot]
There it is. Right there.
Here's your results from the student council's
Because, you know, you're Paxton Hall-Yoshida.
But now with Mohan gone, it felt different.