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that she might need to broaden her social horizons.
So I guess I'm cool with it.
Yeah. Um, Trent, I think we should talk.
[inhales deeply] Wow, those MIT guys are good.
[students murmuring]
Can you believe this? This is why we need real textbooks.
Yeah. That… That's great, Mom.
Something wrong? You kinda bit my head off back there.
Ah! My boyfriend.
♪ Shut up ♪
[Devi] Hmm.
whose uncle also makes commercials.
She had always considered it a stupid holiday.
[inhales deeply] You know what?
but instead by Founding Mothers.
Like, I'm a second away
It was good at the start,
Yeah, yeah, that's-- I do. I miss her.
[sighs] Nope.
Not even the green can. It's like a little brick I have to grate.
[sighs]
-[door closes] -[faucet running]
I guess.
I'm sorry, Nalini. Must be really difficult without him.
♪ It's not about you, shut up ♪
♪ Now her joyful hum Echoes through trees ♪
[mouth full] Mmm, an açaí bowl. I never had one of these before.
-What the hell? -[sighs]
and could be Lara Croft for Halloween. How am I supposed to compete with that?
And here she is doing Pilates. Probably without even queefing.
And at any moment, he's gonna be like,
like the noble cockroach.