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I did cut that sprig of parsley and put it on there.
I deserve someone who's excited to be with me just as I am
It's just a dumb quiz made by dumb teenagers in a dumb school.
proving that she was Paxton's true perfect match.
-Whoo! -[laughs, claps]
"Superhot models with six-pack abs and, like, symmetrical boobs."
Your mother-in-law's on the phone.
was his perfect match who she thought it was?
You, me, my Uncle Joe.
Oh, I bruise so easily. [exhales]
So, Captain Joe.
I'm just gonna write you a prescription for anti-fungal cream.
Are you more mad that you got Eric,
Yo, babe. [exhales] I have an amazing Valentine's plan.
So what are you gonna do?
I truly just miss having my best friend around.
[electro pop music playing]
I'm sorry.
[sniffling]
According to Nobel scientists,
Oh, it seems as if it is still flammable. Everyone out!
It should clear up in a few weeks.
And he's a real psycho, so…
Okay, I've given it some thought, and here's our strategy.
You don't have to worry about Haley. Paxton is super into you.
Oh, hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying,
["Run It Up Pt. II" by Spilt Milk playing]
Wait, I thought things were going well.
-Itchy? -Yeah.
Let me just dive in. There's something I have to confess to you.