Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[paintball gun firing]
So what if you don't know who some dumb author is.
I'm gonna need you to elaborate on that.
Oh, açaí bowls are great.
The point is,
The book by George Orwell.
No, I didn't break up with him. Instead, I used him to get to his uncle.
Well, we already picked teams, but Trent's team is down a person.
[scoffs] How good could she be?
All right. Well, I gotta grab some things before class, but I'll see you later.
You got me a bobblehead of you?
you're actually my first girlfriend, and I'm a little insecure about that.
Yeah, actually. My superhot boyfriend. Mm-hmm.
Well, it is gonna cost you big time.
Do you have any plans tonight?
Its accuracy is undisputed.
-Well, then it's good I was here also. -Uh-huh.
Oh, not even weed makes me this happy.
Is that true? I only listen to podcasts.
Eleanor, I knew you were gonna dump me.
I spent hardly any money.
Listen, I am sure you will find another great guy soon.
Wait. Is your Uncle Joe Captain Joe,
Chances are you've seen them while pumping gas.
I don't think you respect me.
[upbeat music playing]
♪ Run it up, run it up Run it up, run it up ♪
-[sighs] -[chuckles sheepishly]
Why? Do I seem weird? Does it seem like something weird happened?
The performances are phenomenal.
but I mostly just wanted to say hi.
Mmm. Looks like tinea corporis.
I did a gal pal hang today.
Maybe there's another Eric Perkins at this school.
Yep, and I weaseled my way into one of his commercials.
Hey, guys.
["Before the Fall" by Afternoon Bike Ride and Ryan Hemsworth]
And now I'm picturing them having sex and…
[kisses]
-Hmm. Interesting. What's it worth to ya? -Just give me the card, Eric.
I'm happy that they're friends again.
What are you talking about? What is that? Oh!
she realized she had let this dumb compatibility test mess with her head,
lie to her frickin' face.
I don't expect you to know everything that I know.
where he dates a quirky, smart girl.
who drain me of my money and energy.