Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

["Before the Fall" by Afternoon Bike Ride and Ryan Hemsworth]

Why? Do I seem weird? Does it seem like something weird happened?

who drain me of my money and energy.

No, I didn't break up with him. Instead, I used him to get to his uncle.

Chances are you've seen them while pumping gas.

where he dates a quirky, smart girl.

Well, it is gonna cost you big time.

[scoffs] How good could she be?

Eleanor, I knew you were gonna dump me.

Its accuracy is undisputed.

Yeah, actually. My superhot boyfriend. Mm-hmm.

What are you talking about? What is that? Oh!

Well, we already picked teams, but Trent's team is down a person.

All right. Well, I gotta grab some things before class, but I'll see you later.

I don't think you respect me.

Oh, not even weed makes me this happy.

Oh, açaí bowls are great.

Listen, I am sure you will find another great guy soon.

but I mostly just wanted to say hi.

And now I'm picturing them having sex and…

lie to her frickin' face.

Is that true? I only listen to podcasts.

I'm happy that they're friends again.

[upbeat music playing]

I spent hardly any money.

you're actually my first girlfriend, and I'm a little insecure about that.

I did a gal pal hang today.

I'm gonna need you to elaborate on that.

So what if you don't know who some dumb author is.

Maybe there's another Eric Perkins at this school.

Wait. Is your Uncle Joe Captain Joe,

I don't expect you to know everything that I know.

Yep, and I weaseled my way into one of his commercials.

You got me a bobblehead of you?

Do you have any plans tonight?

♪ Run it up, run it up Run it up, run it up ♪

-Well, then it's good I was here also. -Uh-huh.

-[sighs] -[chuckles sheepishly]

The performances are phenomenal.

Mmm. Looks like tinea corporis.

she realized she had let this dumb compatibility test mess with her head,

-Hmm. Interesting. What's it worth to ya? -Just give me the card, Eric.

The book by George Orwell.

[paintball gun firing]