Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It doesn't make any sense!

groom-to-be, Prince Guysbert of Bentwood.

I know. I was there.

I'd rather die a big death than live a small life.

Announcing the King and Queen of Bentwood,

You do. You do.

Kissy! What in humping heavens is going on?

Before today, we had neither riches nor magic.

Just because I'm not jolly all the time doesn't make me a weirdo.

We won't get tired this time.

of a fabulous faraway kingdom. [sniffles]

That's right. In fact, your personal demon.

I've never had a nightmare. Is this one?

I don't know. Just leave your eggs on the nightstand and get out of there.

[Elfo] Caramel can be a coating, a filling, or a candy unto itself.

[clears throat] In consultation with Guysbert's grieving parents,

I was raised by a pack of drinking buddies And I came out perfect

- But I do have sex with your father. - God, Oona. Ew.

Times when you really shouldn't are exactly when you really should.

You're ruining our lives!

Busy. We're at war here.

and to find a boyfriend who's a great listener.

- Morning, Princess! - Lovely day, miss!

[choking and struggling]

Morning, Princess. Care to try my new cure-all?

I don't even have my real mother.