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Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools.
[gasps] Ugh! She did it again.
Hey.
It's getting late, boys. We'd better stay here.
[stammers] My new King-and-Queen-in-laws.
How do I look? Spiffy, right?
You've had your fun. Now it's time to get married.
Anybody looks at her, they get their head chopped off.
[elves gasp]
[organ music playing]
Shut up! Silenzio!
But you look like sweet kids. You ever heard of the Wishmaster?
That good, huh?
The last guy we hanged died of old age.
Now get up and make your dad proud, you drunk.
I know. I was there.
♪ Our minds are blank But our hearts are free ♪
[gnomes yelling]
Duh...
Okay, so if we get three wishes,
If you don't calm down, this is gonna be a long forever.
Hey, he's making fun of my dreams.
Run, Elfo! Run far away!
- and everyone freaks out. - [Kissy] Mmm-hmm.
Only drinking buddies.
You look great, though. Nice to meet you. They call me Luci.
Welcome, Your Highnesses.
Strange musical
[snores]
Gah! Quit judging me, Dad.
All I've ever eaten is candy.
Well, I like war, but I wouldn't say I love it.
This is serious. You'll be hanged from the Gumdrop Tree.
Ah!
Moving down, sugar columns seem structurally sound.