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- So, you'll do my bidding? - Uh, no.
Why me?
Do you, Prince Merkimer of Bentwood...
Elfo has left the building with Bean.
to have my mom back, obviously,
Elfo, you'll die out there.
hero of the Battle Against That Bird That Flew Into The Room One Time,
[Zog] Mmm.
Nice likeness. Competent latticework.
Thanks again! It was delicious!
Stand back, chumps.
but if I talk with confidence, you dopes will believe anything I say.
[distant vocalizing]
[inhales]
[gruff voice] Open the gates of... I mean, the ribbon.
Oh, I'll get you, wee elf!
Ugh! I'm sick of being happy all the time.
[grunts]
I don't need some demon making my life worse.
It may take months, even years.
Oh, boy, did I look at her!
Hey, I'm gonna stop you right there.
and, time permitting, meet you.
Great. I have to wear this crazy veil and pretend I'm a virgin?
Oh Jesus
Take one step further, you're on your own.
For the first time in my life, I feel completely calm and...
learn bitter truths.
[Elfo screams]
Or should I just call you brother and sister?
[fairy] Hey, there.
[panting]
I don't know why we keep that lever there.
Oh! Ah! [grunts]