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Gray, round, and ready to pound.
You're the man, Steve. Give her a kidney.
the true spirit of experimentation.
You're gonna pass it down to her. That's asking her out.
♪ And I nearly poop my pants ♪
We can't seriously do a science project about teleportation.
Because the football program has taken part of our budget for legal fees,
and not tell her what we saw.
Andrew, your girlfriend just asked you out on a date.
Yeah, honey. Yeah, honey... yeah...
Andrew's got a date. I set him up with this girl Missy, and...
Okay. For our project, I'm thinking we do the science of three pointers.
Now I will breathe loudly through my nose hair.
All right, where are the cameras? [chuckles]
I told you the volcano would blow. You can't ignore me. I'm here to stay.
with me and my parents.
and smoke a quick Merit, get my head straight.
That's a tough word to say.
like Joltin' Joe DiMaggio with Marilyn Monroe.
now, she's all he talks about.
No, no, no, no! She makes me very nervous.
[panting] Ugh!
- It's a Panera. - It's a chamber of wonders, you dicks!
You are to Andrew. [chortles]
That was intense at the museum.
Come on, do a little work, kissy-kissy, ride her aboard, humpy-humpy.
Oh, Miss B, you're so nice.
Jay, we did it!
[voice echoing]
Yeah, we're the same.
- [rumbling] - Oh!
- And I would kill anyone for you. - Well, that's not necessary.