Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- [cracking] - [electricity crackling]

- Where's Mark McGrath? - Hey, I'm serious.

Okay, Steve, you're going to have to learn your letters.

I'm having a panic attack, Nick, currently.

- Oh, no. - What's wrong?

Yes, it looks very healthy.

If I masturbate to someone else, I'll feel like I'm cheating on Missy.

we'd go out with you even if you weren't our son.

And I was thinking we should just wear, like, our regular boring clothes, right?

Okay, I'll do it, AKA sign me up,

- You think that? - I do, and I wanted to ask you

- Does that mean yes? - Yes, I would like that very much.

You want to be friends.

That's what I'm talking about.

- Is it moist enough? - It's plenty moist, Missy.

You sure you don't wanna tell them about your pediatric hemorrhoids?

You like her. You should ask her out.

he's gonna sue the place, you know, which I thought was extreme, but...

But you haven't jerked off in nearly 36 hours.

Oh, my God. What are you, crazy?

Ugh! That sounds so painful.

I'd like that. I'd like that very much.

And you're feeling left out?

[breathless laugh]

- clog rivers and suffocate entire cities. - That sounds devastating.

Matthew and I will be wearing matching vests and shiny shirts.

[exhales] I'm gonna go to the parking lot

I get all dizzy, and I don't know if I'm gonna barf or cum in my pants.

All right. There we go, bro, you've got a girlfriend.

You'd go out with a random 12-year old boy?

I want avocado egg rolls.

So let me get this straight.

Hanging out with my parents, science, and my beau.

[chuckles] No, you remind me of my brother.

- Feel his sexlessness! - No, no, no! Aaah!

But you just put on sunscreen and the sand might stick to you.