Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's ridiculous, and he's kind of cute, right?

I just think about her all the time and my ears get hot--

- We're doing a fist bump. - Ah.

And now he's out with her, and I'm on a date with my parents.

Good call, 'cause I'm about to shit your pants.

I am not masturbating from this day forward.

[seagulls cawing]

Way to bring up your mom and also spider bites.

- [groans] - [rumbling]

Hey, Miss B, how do you spell "love"?

Why are you freaking out so much?

Darling, it's not even real.

Yeah, uh, okay.

No, Jessi. I did it.

What are you saying? That most of the time I'm gonna like girls

Everything's fine, kids. It's just a small tremor.

Unless you wanna wear the skirt, Matthew, but I think gay and trans are different?

Oh, thanks, Steve.

Hey, that's from Seinfeld.

Now that she's my girlfriend, it feels wrong.

[gulps] Am I okay? Nobody has ever asked me that before.

There's only one way to make you shut up!

Well, obviously, I know the big song.

I'll send you some really troubling links.

[sniffs] You know, I'm smelling this. This isn't my dick.

and it's the Magnificent Gary.

It's not good to have your friends do your taxes.

- Hey, Duke. - Hey! It's Friday night!

It collapsed and had to be surgically repaired.

you nail on your door to say, "Inside, we fuck."