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You're learning really quickly. I love it.
She's gonna do a spin move. That's her saying yes,
You know what? Spoiler alert, I am gonna help you with that science fair,
- It's fine. Missy, he would love to. - [swoons]
Hey, this is the only threesome I'd ever want.
- I'm fine with a C. - And we'll end up with a B.
[cackling]
I'm just kind of worried he's not gonna have time for me anymore.
- Yeah, that makes sense. - Yes, Andrew, seize the day,
This is Garrison Keillor,
for you cannot control the power of nature.
Do you think it was an earthquake?
Yup, of everyone they got the closest.
A lovely thing about Christmas is it's compulsory.
You can't jerk off to Missy and you can't jerk off to not Missy.
♪ Every time I see you ♪
I'm a Keurig lady.
And there will be a day of reckoning,
- [muffled retch] - [gulps]
- You're on our team. - Fuck yes! Ha ha!
No, I've just been talking about Andrew and Missy all week.
Yes. I want to apologize for my behavior.
What did you think about the Garrison Keillor part? Too far?
That show has been off the air for years.
Not a chance, homo. I'm gonna watch you turn her out.
- [rumbling] - Oh, boy. Did you feel that?
- It's too embarrassing. - May I propose a project?
[beeping]
Look how long they are. They're like antlers.
- God bless you, Brother Maurice. - And God bless you, Pastor Rick.
I've got a girlfriend. I can't breathe.
- Oh, I don't know. - He's perfect.
[voice changing] and cleanses the Earth of sin,
but I was thinking about the Caldera and how we need to savor every moment
- What? Why? - Well, for one,
and they won't like me back so I should seize this opportunity?