Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't believe I brought you assholes into this sacred space!
♪ Other fat guy, sideways comb ♪
Yeah, lube her up!
Sorry about that. That's the Sanka coming back up.
Wow.
Take it all, Keillor. Take it all.
Hey, buddy, uh, what the hell are you doing?
- Let's glaze those knuckles, honey. - Okay. Maybe you're right.
[beeping]
- Just spending all your time with Missy. - Missy and I just started dating.
We just need a third. Like an idiot to make fun of.
I do.
How do you like that?
He's like a sexy Neanderthal. Jay! Get over here!
I don't get it. Why did you even choose me?
to join you in this odyssey of inquiry and exploration.
[muffled] Good morning, Andrew.
[gasps] Jessi, can we handle it?
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I wanna touch your penis
No, you just ruined your first kiss.
as the hot lava blasts forth...
and here's how you're gonna do it.
Oh, Steve, that's very sweet.
the former host of NPR's A Prairie Home Companion.
[both] ♪ 'Cause I'm in love ♪
- Oh, God. - Garrison, no!
- and then that's a dick. - Wow, I didn't see that coming.
Oh, you wanna see it coming? Yeah, give me a sec.
- I love you too. - And I love pizza.
Don't you worry. It was just a tremor, sweetie.
No, no, they are the same and you should tell people that.
You think I'm special?
♪ I've got a boner in my chest ♪
You want to lie down with me like when people lie down?
Me, neither. I don't know about you,
- Sorry for what? - For what I'm about to do.
- [muffled retching] - [squeaking]
- [metal clanging] - Fuck!
AKA I am not able to sign myself up, AKA I cannot read.