Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That was me! I'm taking credit like ISIS!
It's a super volcano, and when it blows, the ash cloud will destroy farmland,
- [muffled retch] - [gulps]
- I'm so sorry. - Sorry?
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit like The Simpsons, since it said Springfield Elementary Bart is a bitch
- Whoa! - Oh, God!
We're gonna make a science documentary.
[The Notorious B.I.G. "Juicy" playing]
Do either of you have a car?
That's right. I know you knew this was coming.
Uh-oh! There seems to be some, uh, pre-lava oozing out of the volcano.
super volcano or shooting threes.
And you should know that I won't be bothering you anymore.
And that's pretty much how it happened.
If I can close my eyes, I can...
My mom says I'm sweet and that's why spiders keep biting me.
[sizzling and gurgling]
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. Are you guys making fun of magic?
- and go talk to your girlfriend. - Oh, God, that word.
- Andrew, may I be blunt? - But, of course.
But you know what hurt even more than my swollen, bruised testicles?
- Huh? - You know how a cross works on a vampire?
[beeping]
- Yes. - I'm coming, too.
I guess I'm not gonna jerk off.
- Oh. - [screaming]
♪ My organs bind and cramp ♪
No!
Oh, my God!
Okay. So, who were you thinking? Ooh, the Go-Gurt burglar?
- ♪ Oh, I feel like shit ♪ - [Missy chuckles]
Andrew and I will shoot hoops, and, Missy, you can do the math.
I could do it. I could do it. [stammers] Jay will do it.
Holy shit. It worked.