Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So resolving everything cleanly in a half-hour is kind of what we do.
Well, if it helps us move past this, I guess...
[love song playing over speakers]
Someone find out the average rainfall in Bora Bora.
just to get away from you?
♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪
[audience laughing]
maybe this celebrity should have studied more-a more-a.
But you're my girlfriend and I care about you.
And we're back in five, four, three, two...
[sighs]
No wonder my wife had to write your book for you.
Okay, this is it, everybody. Moment of truth.
I'll tell you when it's too far. This is my art, goddamn it.
[sighs]
Ooh, cool! I love stupid bullshit like this
Should we cut to commercial?
you can risk it all in our Double or Nothing round.
You want to talk about the time when you, my "good friend," kissed my wife?
♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪
Ladies and gentlemen, we've had some fun with our little celebrity.
The only way to even the score is if you get to kiss him.
You were the second hairdresser's assistant on The Ellen Show
Oh, my God, look at your stupid face.
What I'm trying to say is, it's a positive bomb.
-What is--? -Oh-ho. That sound means
I'm sure I'll pick it up. How hard could it be?
Big-nosed Todd wasn't funny, Zombie Todd wasn't funny,
Did something exciting just happen?
Todd! Goddamnit, step aside!
Though I would also agree with C.
Hello, I am Mustache Todd. Like regular Todd, but with a mustache.
What you are part of tonight is bigger than you.
♪ Back in the '90s ♪
By the way, your girlfriend has a stripper name.
Okay, how do I...?
And we're out. Fifteen seconds, everybody.
-Yeah, absolutely. -No, it doesn't.