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I'm J. goddamn D. goddamn Salinger, and I want rain!
Well, there you are.
Surprised you didn't get that one,
It's not my girlfriend, it's charity.
Suck a dick dombshits
Oh, you are tied, there's a lag. Congratulations.
And that outstanding individual will receive this pen.
and she told me, of course! We're married!
[audience cheering]
C, "The best Zachary Quinto movie of all time,"
-Did you see the game last night? -No, I don't follow--
You suck.
I came to ask you how you were doing
I got your pen. That means you respect me.
Whoa-oh!
-Um, correct. -Uh, what?
Ah. All right! Here we go.
You're a millionaire movie star with a girlfriend who loves you,
Mia, good work. You saved the show.
[thunder rumbling]
Whoa, guys, this is getting a little heavy, don't we think?
You know, like King Tut?
But now, let's meet our big celebrity.
coupled with the retreat of the church from secular life..."
I thought, "Here's a rube."
-Now, let's get to work. -[AD] And five, four,
they couldn't crop out of a red-carpet shot in US Weekly.