Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, it's on the tip of my tongue?
Which is an exciting surprise.
-Hey! Hey, hey! -[blows raspberry]
Quick impression. [drinks] "I'm not an alcoholic."
-How could you not know that? -Let's just move on.
But I'm my own dog.
Now it's in the hands of god.
I wanna risk it all!
[laughs] So do I. So let's watch our celebrities go... Audience?
-Goddamn it, throw to commercial. -We'll be right back.
When you're as famous as I am, you meet so many people,
-Daniel Radcliffe! -Hi, I'm Daniel Radcliffe. Hello.
[vocalizing] Me, me, me. My, my, my. Bow-wow-wow-wow.
-[audience cheering] -[lively music playing over speakers]
Do you know anything about Secretariat? You know he was a horse, right?
-on our Kia Sportage Cash Grab Booth Cam. -[audience cheers]
-Wait, are you ser-- Oh! -And go!
They're shoes with wheels, for efficiency purposes.
Gosh, I wanna say...
You didn't tell me there would be another celebrity.
Oh, cool. I love stupid bullshit like this!
Wow, um, I don't know if I can forgive you.
So I told Mr. Peanutbutter I'd drive him here,
I mean, do you even care about this at all?
That's the story of how I met... this pen.
I couldn't read it. My fax machine cut it into little strips.
Wait till they see this. Mia, get ready to drop the bomb.
You opened up about your fear of success?
-[buzzer sounds] -Oh, the answer is Egypt.