Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In what year did Secretariat win the Triple Crown?"
Hey, look at you, all dressed up for the Dipshit Awards.
But I like it there.
Actually, you know what? Don't worry about it. It's not for you.
I think I might be able to help you out. Let me tell you a story.
The way you do. And I don't know how.
-I'll say D? -Ouch, the answer was A and B.
Well, that's no surprise. Guy's been flopping upwards his whole career.
Big Money himself, Mr. Peanutbutter.
Suck a dick, dumbshits.
Are you serious right now? Dude, this is for charity.
And we're out. Oh, we're cooking now.
[Daniel and audience] Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Well, have fun watching me win that pen.
I'm not 100 percent watching
And you treat me like a big joke.
You've earned the chance to go for a spin
By the end of tonight,
Oh, cool, I love stupid bullshit like this. Ooh.
Boxer versus raptor. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
rise through the ranks at an elite news organization,
You don't get it.
"I don't think we can just resolve everything cleanly in a half-hour."
Hmm?
it's time to pick your category.
And now our first-ever guest.
That was the deal. Plug my movie, win money for charity.
So far, yes.
[production assistant sighs]