Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah…sort of a good news bad news situation there.

PAM ON ANSWERING MACHINE: You have reached the offices

Currently, the entire staff is out

Oh, I bet Jim goes, too.

And as for me and my current romantic life...

The computer crashes with the porn,

Well, you left the TV on, and your cat is dead.

Like a giant buffalo. Or some sort of monster, like something with the body of a walrus with the head of a sea lion.

with the head of

I wrote it out. There's a diabetes shot.

"Look at me. I'm Toby. I'm stretching.

Okay, we're leaving for the hospital at 1:00.

MICHAEL: Pam? All right, we'll get a card at the hospital

Okay. Wait up. Wait up. Guys, guys, guys. Hold on a sec.

God! Watch the nipples, Kevin!

a little awkward when she came back from the city.

I'm a Catholic.

You know what? That's a perfect example

Time to carbo-load.

All they do is smile.

because she has this infection under her tail,

Water, babe? No! No water for me!

or my co-workers.

Oh! Did you do this on purpose?

This is why I do it.

Not relevant. You paid for it?

It’s starting…

Pi, that’s irrational!

F'ettuccine Alfredo.

except I am not an idiot.

Usually, I'd have to take a bathroom break halfway through a race like this,

5k means Five kilometers, not 5,000 miles

because she had worked really hard for her career,

Well, you're probably dehydrated.

Well, she bought the milk.

This is Halloween last year.

What... What are you doing? Just give me that.

Wait Imodium or ex-lax

I wouldn't put it past her.

Yes. That's what I thought.

they hung up...

That fettuccine is sitting in my stomach like a rock.

I was able to fix the bug so quickly because I was there during deployment

like my need to be praised.

PAM: That's cool. Yeah.

Why won't more people do that?

You never... You don't like them.

It was for a video.

Public TV is bust.