Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DWIGHT: As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick,
I always imagined it with a giant check.
I can't beat rabies.
Not while rabies causes fear of water! Solidarity!
Oh, would you look at that?
or is that something that we write in later?
Meredith was hit by a car.
So I take precautions.
Thank you for asking. No one asks about My Boobs.
This office is cursed
You ran a woman over this morning.
Yeah. It's only Meredith. Thank God.
Sure.
Remember, I'm the one who started this whole thing off
Just doing my job.
And I WAS A Peasant
Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering.
I can help you with that.
Excellent. Are you a doctor or a male nurse?
All right.
I love my employees even though I hit one of you with my car,
Go to my place at lunch and give Sprinkles her medicine?
That's possible. Look into that. Great.
What? Where? Oh, my God.
I can take three people.
Yeah, that was...
Okay, I have an announcement.
No.
Don't touch me, Dwight.
like the regional manager of the day.
Hey, I'm sorry about your cat.
No. Me and Stanley and Phyllis, so far.
Oh, shoot.
You don’t know me, you’ve just seen my penis
I would now like to talk about each of your individual religious beliefs.
Roll the insulin in your hands. Don't shake it.
Cool. Yeah.
Yeah. Kind of a good news/bad news there
Hey! Oh, my God!
I mean, that wasn't...
so they chafe more.
I mean, I know what it means. It means very successful for your age.
I mean, I can see how it would seem a bit like we...
Have you met WV fans? They're not going to Palo Alto
What? No, it was not...
That sounds fun. I'm mountain biking on Sunday on Montage Mountain.
They've been in remarkably good moods.
This is Pam. Pro-Am.
Angela, you're the chairman of the Party Planning Committee.
Just a couple of kittens
that we could make a sacrifice to,
I fed her antihistamines and she gradually fell asleep.
You put her in my freezer.
Okay, you know what?
It is truly the silent killer.
Check to see if she's faking.
Then I'm going to run fast in the middle. What?
And rabies wins.
(PANTING)
(GROANS) Michael!
One two three…… too many to count
I kept her going through countless ailments.
Yes, or come in.
Yes. She has a slight pelvical fracture,
Then I'm going to end fast.
Way to honor Meredith, Phyllis. Michael?