Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[panting]
How could whatever you're listening to be more fun
Okay. If that's how you feel, you stay here and do nothing,
Well, I'd never tell a date that I get the New York Times,
You know, I saw the erotic dessert in the kitchen.
I have a podcast about the space station explosion.
What are the odds they're going to ask questions about our sexuality, right?
I was going to, but I ran away because I'm [shouting] asexuaaaaaaaaal!
and leads all the other dentures in the nursing home in a toothy revolt?
It's not a date.
That Frank Rich could be a real frank bitch, am I right?
That's why I hit the jackpot with my guy. He doesn't have a problem committing.
than hearing me rant about the fruit spread?
Very well, but I'll be back to not have sex with you.
She showed me her boobs.
I was still trying to figure out my sexuality,
When we're a hundred? I don't know. Are you gonna steal my dentures
-Are you trying to say "hubba, hubba"? -Uh...
first, you have to put on every piece of clothing you own.
-Just... so I don't have to wonder, right? -Exactly.
For once in my life I would like to have a close, intimate experience
Todd, the lube!
Wow! Yolanda told me all of that.
You got it.
How about if neither of us meet anybody else by the time we're a hundred,
[rhythmic sounds]
Am I Steve Carell taking a dramatic role in Little Miss Sunshine,
[drums beat]
As Courteney Cox said when she discovered a rotting corpse in the woods
Oh, my god. blow it up, why? no one knows why space people do things
Asexualize me like one of your French girls, Todd.
[rhythmic music]