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and your mother knows I'm asexual.
-Hey, can I ask you something? -Of course.
-Are you ready to go? -Yeah.
Poor girl had dreams.
No! Of course we'll spend the night, and... fornicate.
[both munching]
I mean, what does she need me for?
♪ I'm gonna solve this maize ♪
The last barrel
and Yolanda's identical twin sister, Mindy, is a sex advice columnist.
once-in-a-lifetime experience all by myself.
Yeah, I know. I Googled the reviews so I could mock you.
Oh, no! She'll disown me! We gotta convince her you're super horny.
Is your rant honeydew related?
Uh, listen--
Here's the plan. We'll wait until the cock crows midnight.
Is this that mysterious, brown hors d'oeuvre
Um...
And if I had to guess, I'd say neither are you.
-Stop. We're here. -Mr. Peanutbutter?
that you made a pass at her, that would prove you're not asexual.
I'm afraid we don't know a lot about the world of big business.
[DJ] Coming up, we got a brand-new single from Twenty-One Pilots.
meet me under the old willow tree in the backyard for sex.
is what I was gonna say.
-[folk rock music playing] -[sighs]
John Philbert doesn't play by the rules. He says his stage directions out loud.
What the hell are you doing in here?
[Laika] On International Space Station, everything ten years old.
She looks dead.
No. I thought she'd be good. I was trying to do a nice thing.
-[both grunting] -That's for trying to trick Todd
But I'm not a doctor, I'm a sassy cop.
-You'll get it later. -Okay.
I'm sorry you have to deal with all this.