Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love you, Dr. Zaius.

People don't do that type of thing with fish.

You're stuck in a menial job you'll be doing 10 years after you die.

and They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall.

Oh, back in the '70s, he was quite the teen heartthrob.

Sure, you'll be a sham wife...

I already told you yes.

Aw, hell! Well, what about Dracula?

Okay, now you tell one.

Tonight, america has finally voted in the woman of their dreams.

They carpool. That's the problem.

Oh. Like how we built that snowman together in that Newport ad?

Patty! Go on, Selma. Tell me more.

Yeah, but for a role like this, you gotta pour it on-you and wife have gotta have a baby.

All right, Captain Rush-Rush. Out of the car.

My good looks paid for that pool...

and make yourself more comfortable?

Well, she may be helping my career, but she's starting to cramp my style.

Marge, could you close your eyes?

Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby orJ.F.K.

But I already got married!

and I can get you work in the entertainment industry.

Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium.

Yes, we finally made a monkey

MacArthur Parker, my agent?

He Can kick! He can kick! I can sing!

He asked me out again this Friday.

IT'S REMARKABLY EASY

take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful wedded husband?

- Come here, Homer. - Okay.