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Hey, Ray. Have you ever heard of a band called Utensil?
Where the fuck am I?
I know what you mean.
- Get the fuck off of me! - Get in the car. Get in the car.
And I screamed!
Oh, shit.
And you can?
You're a good guy, Mika.
She's really beautiful. She's beautiful.
I mean, everything's going just right for me now.
Dante Alighieri, how's it going?
With pumpkins.
Is he all right?
Not bad!
It's near the canal.
I don't know what to do with him anymore.
You know, you're a fuckin' typical control freak. You know that?
Just be cool, Helmet. I'll be right back.
Yeah.
You're the one who's fucked-up. He's our friend,
A beautiful girl too, his daughter.
I can't believe this shit.
Good.
I didn't mean to make you mad.
Oh, hey, don't worry, Helmet, man. It's just a family thing.
And such a nice little priest. So delicate!
But it's 4:00 in the morning.
Nope.
No. No. Actually, it isn't. Uh -
Well, you can't beat that, can you?
Well, I took her to the hospital and they took her inside.
We sure impressed that ambassador.
Okay.
Something with a soul.
and losing his job is just a small part of it.
we made love with... how do I say this?
We relieved ourselves with these pumpkins.
And if we made a left, you're gonna make a right.
Shit.
From Cameroon.
So where you from anyway?
He's been taken in.
Taxi! Yeah.
And I said it again, "It's your brother's wife! Stop!"
No, no, no. I'm sorry. I - I -
- You know how to get to Brooklyn? - "Brookland"?
I really wouldn't want to do that, you know.
# Oh, but summer is gone #
I'll pay the fare and all that.
You better be careful, because if I get hurt, I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass.
Taxi! Yo, man. Right here.
It was a relief.
But this is not the appropriate place, my son.
That's right, it's one-way, you jerk!
# The moon was a pearl #
But today, bad news:
Damn.
- Do you understand? - Yeah.
You go to Brooklyn?
Padre!
Gino, how are you?
- Take it easy. - Sure, mom.
So I went to their house.
- Put it in "D." "D" is for drive. - Ja.
with me without me
so I took her to the hospital right away.
It was truly paradise!
Who gives these people cars? An 'Ivoirien'!
Or yesterday was, anyway...
- Shut up. - Hey. Come on, Helmet. Show her.
Ciao. Ciao.
No, man. Everything's cool.