Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As an actor, I depend on my remarkable looks.
It says here you need corrective lenses. Put those glasses on, mister.
Mwah!
I'll be sleeping downstairs in the visitor's center.
You finally made a monkey
That's too funny!
in the big, new McBain pic, McBain IV: Fatal Discharge.
Marge is right. He's wrong for you.
Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame now returns...
Tonight, america has finally voted in the woman of their dreams.
Can I play the piano anymore?
Oh, Princess fair, whilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?
I'll let you in on a little secret.
Oh, I love legitimate theater.
Sounds like you're really falling for him.
And you're tied down to a man who'd have to bathe to be a slob.
Hey, these guys are all over the road.!
Here you go, boys. A little something for page one.
which I'll reimburse you for if you get the part...
Sure, baby. Is that a problemo?