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Thanks for everything, man.
Get the man a drink. What are you having, Drew?
It would take 10mls or more...
I can't even deal myself a good hand.
Fuck!
Victor. Victor.
We have a straight or a possible flush draw on both.
is the press contrived to misunderstand
then, in addition, the trustee will have to nominate...
Oh, that Maybach is amazing! I put my foot down and I was here.
OK... I'm gonna go and open the safe.
Er, hey, I'm driving,
that involves everyone in this room.
Safety in numbers.
Caution! Caution! My arse is in danger!
Whatever that kid's telling you...
There needs to be a catalyst.
A couple of blokes playing poker,
Plan's changed. Give me the gun. There's only one bullet in it, man.
You all right? Yep.
Just two pair. Didn't actually have the eight.
Don't be glass half empty or half full people,
"Alira Morley has permission to paint my portrait."
A couple of drops and you'll say what's on your mind.
25 million on the table.
but I'll grab myself a poker player's drink.
Hey...no noise, you hear me?
It would have got on your hands... your faces.
I know you're still here, Jake.
Do you hear me, Jake? Get your arse in here!
You will know...
All in. Jake goes all in.
We can talk if you want.
Everything OK? Supercar race with a soft cock for a chauffeur.
Let's go!
There are only three types of people who come here
So, have you caught up with Jake much lately.
My little girl is about to be hit by a train.
He was diagnosed in September
Let's just call it a truth serum.
Over the next few days, there will always be someone here with you.
Where's Alex?! You can feel the poison taking hold now, can't you?
# We will always be together
Hey. You good?
I put back two bottles of vodka a day, Alex.
the big blind at 50,000.
No, you won't.
we would eventually get the chance to have a baby.
Fuck me!
Fucking ferret!
Nobody's home. Yes, there is.
Ah, fuck!
These girls'll get the blast before you do.
just reminds you how much they mean to you. I love those guys.
It's a Sunday B Morning print.
Now, look, I know this is a lot to take in.
Maximise your wins, minimise your losses...
Are you feeling OK?
You can call me Bill. Jake.
Let's hit it.
Perfectly harmless in small doses.
You've gotta see it to believe it. Look, I'm on my way home now,
100%.