Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right... don’t you fuckin move you little shit machine

Say what, say what

Hoops and Yoyo Strike Back

Federal Wildlife Marshal. Everyone stay cool.

You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anybody watch the WB?

What the hell are you singing?

Before I got high

That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me

All right. On the count of three...

Who is watching these kids? The fat one is watching the little one

Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks...

l'll tell you what our necks are doing in your woods.

PUMPKlN: You askin' me a question like that...

in Hollyweird, man? You got to come...

You got a sick and twisted world perspective.

I can't believe this shit.

Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob.

-Ahem. -[Crowd noise starts]

There's no boogers in it, sir.

Jesus, Ben, I said I'm busy. Busy.

Well, then lights, camera, action, Jay and Silent Bob.

It’s all good sir.

You gotta do the safe picture, then you do the art picture.

Oh, I'm not from around here.

If that money doesn't show

I guess if you guys really wanted...

Oh, of course they don’t.

This shit fucks you up like Percocet.

That's one funky monkey.

Twenty five bucks, little man

Just call me Gillius Thunderhead. BONG!

than to actually do it.

You could say that.

When you're sick ofholding it back

Yo, Marvelous Pizza coming thr--hey!

so I'm not to be all the way gay...

l've been watching you

SPARTAN AFTER ERIC SAID HE CAN GET OFF TO ANIMALS

He's with us, too.

You frosted your hair, though.

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

I think I'll kick some ass

Fifteen Hundrend, Roldan Man

or simply C.L.l.T.

What the fuck is the Internet? The Internet is a communications tool, used the world over, where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Jules Asner is on the scene at Miramax Studios. Jules?

Turn the shit off

about him and that QuicK Stop boy?

running a big old production...

BANKY: Uh, Chaka?

'Cause I'm high

I’m down with this because I love animals, stupid.

Hey! Get the fuck off her!

The sign on the back of the car that says critters of Hollywood!

Eight bucks little man... ...put that shit in my hand

That's what the lnternet's for-- slandering others anonymously.

lt's two guys talking in a corner, dude.

Break it down. Where we taking it from, Gus?

There they are. There they are.

Cry like little whiny bitches

How many people want to kick some ass

We had a deal with you on the comics, remember...

100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

You got bike parts....now

Let's go back to the station house...

You've taught me so much.

Hi, Jussy. We catch you at a bad time?

-Lion face. -BOTH: Ha!

that the Federal Wildlife Marshal office persecutes gays.

Oh, you really don't want to help us.

With words that were thought they could retort

We gotta play this just right.

They're gonna do it.

That was good. Come on in.

Shoop shoop shooby doo wah

WHo does He fucking tHink He is?

Yo those are some good cheese fries

ln a videotape sent to authorities this morning...

Who the fuck am l? I'm the director!

to hang out in front of a convenience store...

Crazy crackers with guns?

This is a site populated by militant movie buffs--

That alarm's gonna bring the cops here any minute.

Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters--

Maybe it's some kind of super monkey.

Um...howdy doodilies?

Oh. Since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would.

the motherfucKing Time.

The name on the Rx bottle was his!

all wars are financial

this company is now 49% owned by paramount global and 50% owned by bein media group

from anybody here at the studio.

"Flee Fatass Flee"

Keep this shit, so later me and Justice...

Because someone let a whole mess of animals...

But then I got high

MAN: All right, now, remember what I said.

Hey, what's all this talk about farting?

I do not kiss guys.

We are going to open fire.

standing in front of a fucKing store, right?

Yeah, and sometimes you do Reindeer Games.

Cause I didn't send an email this time. Ha ha!

Banky fuckin' Edwards!

to my neck of the woods?

We have a very simple gang here, Justice.

I'm on my way. We've got 'em.

Well theres a line, and on this side of it. We ain't awake.

Sent by the Lord, here and abroad

and you get where you're going in no time.

What? Since when?

BON JOVl: Your love is like bad medicine

MyJungle love, yeah

As you failed to do that, Banky...

What's all this talk about an eclipse???

The clit is real!

Fuck, fuck, fuck the police

Fuck kaptain krispy fuck him up his stuipd ass

I mean, hi. I'm Jay...

talkin' shit about us.

bob please keep me wild out in the jungle. will do jay.

Biggs, you even read the script?

I am the master of the C L I

Není to o mrše?

Sittin' in a tree

Where’s my motha fuckin stimulus check?

Dra upp dina brallor, för fan Nu!

Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at...

none of you little fucks out there.

Gay, straight-- it's all the same now.

Freeze, you terrorist sons of bitches!

and Tubby here`s my blacK manservant.

Why do they call you Cock-Knocker?

l--l was the inker on the comic book.

On your knees, Texas Pete. Let's go!

expletive deleted-- who are making...

Don't change the subject. Will we fuck when you get out?

Shit. He's retarded to boot.

Well, to have these fucks stop talking shit about us...

Brent, tell these sillies that girls don't fart.

there's a movie being made...

Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back...

[Patrons scream and chatter]

but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

a fugitive monkey in there should hit the deck.

Get out there and give him the monkey.

Don't never say an unkind word about Dr. Katherine Pulaski

8 year old me in high school be like

Yeah, I didn't want to blow our cover.

at this fine piece of woman, are you?

You should have just let these guys go down, Jussy.

For stealing the monkey

He really is high, man

Uh, the big one's watching the little one?

I should've done a long time ago.

Why the fuck didn't you tell me?

Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be the pie.

Who the hell are you?

Or Dude, you rocked in 'Boys and Girls.'

You gotta take a shit... No, no, no, you gotta take a salad.

I love this baby

JAY: All right, here's the plan. First we find out...

Now whose balls have been busted, bitch?

Because I got high

I can't do that, Sissy.

from makin' that movie.

But you're no longer the angry, brilliant young mind...

Because I got high

because if the buzz is any indicator...

What the fuck you waiting for bitch?! Start suckin! BOOONG!

And, uh, and-- and he's playing Chronic...

But then I got high

How many people are sick ofholding it back

l think l want to know ya, know ya

-Fuck you. -Fair enough.

by the two domestic terrorists themselves.

Well, he certainly looks insatiable.

that we made them eat. Unquote.

taste the copper flavor, i know it's in there

Bears, rhinos, and shit?

Yeah, 'cause I got high

JA Y: What are we gonna do? How are we gonna...

I'm trying to watch Clash of the Titans

is the political fiasco here that I'm about to avoid...

50 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, this is Security.

You sure you're OK with this?