Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was just about to jump in and fuckin' get your back.
Put those nudes In my hand
Man, this movie makes john wick look like john wick 2!
Bad medicine
You put your dick in a pie.
Fuck Phineas and Ferb.
No, sir, a 1 0-82 is disappearing a dead hooker...
Fuck, man, I'm no strategist.
I am the C.L.I.T. commander!
Yo man I'm hungry, where can we get some breakfast?!
from gettin' made. Come on, Silent Bob.
The lnternet buzz.
Bring that ass over. Come on!
-All right! -[Screaming]
You guys are gonna ruin my movie career.
Just isn't the same, is it?
What the fuck is that?
l should`ve done a long time ago.
to keep his name off of it.
No, it's cool, hon.
What's the next one say?
They crashed through a window we believe might be yours.
Motherfuck, ha ha
lt's a shame. it's a damn shame.
[Beeps, clicks, buzzes]
You fat fuck.
JA Y: When the fuck did this happen?
Sure, if you don't make with the head.
fictional conflicts.
But you forgot about Vickers.
OFFlCER: Sir...
Yeah, boy!
What, here?
So far we've been unable to get a statement...
OH THE CLIT'S REAL IT'S THE FEMALE ORGASM THAT'S THE MYTH
Jay and Silent Bob strike back
JAY: Ce, este o crimă să te pârțuiești? Nenorocitule!
would you fuck a sheep if you were another sheep?
cow face! moo!
[Squeaking]
What is--what is it-- what is it?
I swear to God!
You used to be all about this girl stuff--
How the fuck do we know where that car's going?
lt would kill him, wouldn't it?
[Debris clattering]
[Thud]
about Jay and Silent Bob, right?
Make way today, and ifl may, I say
and what they think is inside information...
Which fighting style do you want me to kick your ass in?
ohhhhhh shhhit
You reached out, and you touched a brother heart.
Oh, look at that gay huddle. Look at that gay dog.
Bang!
Ew, dude. I fuckin' knew it, man.
Think they're talking about us?
You don’t have a mask!
100 bucks little man Put that shit in my hand
С·L·ӏ·Т ѕtорѕ һеrе, Јау аnd Ѕіӏеnt Воb!
You are the ones who are welcomed to Minnmax!
callin' us assholes on the lnternet...
Whoa!
but frankly, I found it rather elementary.
Well, it's not like it's a bad thing.
What the fuck you waitin' for, bitch?
You the man, sir No, you the man, and that's the problem.
Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing...
Are we gonna go back to the matrix...again?
the net nerds are gonna have something negative...
You're gonna love this. True story.
Why? What`d they do now?
GOD DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELL!
about tHose two stoners Hanging around...
to him years ago.
Grammar like a hammer, information receivable
[Cheering]
...but Affleck was the bomb in Reindeer Games.
She is too fine.
I got you new coffee, sir-- booger-free.
… and sexy
to the liberal media...
[Whistles]
Where's MY motherfucking movie check?!
L
l
I think I killed both of them.
since Greedo shooting first.
Snoogans.
He just called Sissy Juggs.
stimulation of the C.L.l.T. is not recommended.
Friday? Shit, does it say who's fucking playing us...
JA Y: Justice, huh?
and we see some fuckin' titties...
and now you're like this little priss with a conscience.
Shut up.
all the studios started buying up...
[Monkey squeaks]
someplace else, burn boy.
And now we're here.
And ifl don't sell one copy I'll know why
Oh, nice parenting.
Getjiggy with it
Why?
But I want a reduced sentence.
Get off my Kool-Aid, Motherfucker!
Please give me more head
All right, here's the deal. You and your men stay up here.
Get that shit the fuck out of here.
SHANNEN: All right, you bastard. Let's see who you really are.
Noice, noice, noice
I am excellent at shitpot
We call it...
I sold my half of the Bluntman and Chronic rights...
The greatest band in the world......
tһаt tһеу аrе іn соntrоӏ оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т.
l`m a smooth pimp who loves the pussy...
lt's hunting season.
Uh-huh.
Yeah Boy
Ooh, you little fuck.
Yo, she called you beautiful.
stealing, boning, blowing shit up...
I think Brian Bender gonna sue somebody
So that means not even the slightest noise. You got that?
Me Hey
responsible for the fall of the human race.
THat sHit was so gay-- fucking eigHties style.
Hell, yeah, bitch.
Who let the cats out, huh?
that little trout-mouth prick like a fish...
Ah
Look at him.
They're just gonna tag along for a few miles.
Are these leg cuffs really necessary?
Dante and Randall slapped you with a restraining order?
Let's do, misters! You wanna get shot?
You the gals that ordered the pizza?
we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like...
You know, with all the money we're making, man...
See? Told you that restraining order was a good idea.
Do you want us to call your publicists?
You see something? See anything?
-The ape. -What?
What are you, fucking retarded?
Noise, noise, noise
[Grunting softly]
Yo, man, I'm hungry. Where can we get some breakfast?
Then lover boy gets one in the fucking brain.
Since you let our patsy slip away, you've gotta convince...
I got a fireplace, yo, I can't hear ya
a couple of hundred miles across the country...
Myjungle love, yeah
You mean that fucking movie with Mork from Ork in it?
Shrek, I think you grabbed the " Farty Ever After " potion. OpenSubtitles2018.v3. چي گوزيدن هم جرمه. what, is it a fucking crime to fart motherfucker. TEP. شما ...
Good. They do their part, and we'll do ours.
then--expletive deleted-- out our--
Aaah!
Out of box looks
-lt means I'm kidding. -Oh. Well, that's too bad.
For the record, this guy loves the cox
JAY: What, is it a fucking crime to fart? Motherfucker!
and a real version...
FUCK NEW REDDIT UP their STUPID ASSes
All right, people!
WHy? WHat'd tHey do now?
Mortimer Beckett And The Secrets Of Spooky Manor
Did you write a bunch of bs about the Young Bucks on social media?
we're gonna make them eat our--expletive deleted--
They've gotta break into Provasik now.
for being so stupid.
I thought you blew up, Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck
I'm the chucklehead? You're the fucking dumb-ass...
.
No, you the man, and that's the problem.
What response do you hope to elicit...
[Pbbt]
if there doesn't go one happy family.
for detaining you and your unorthodox...
Did you Hear tHat fucking guy...
on the lnternet for starters.
because of this fucking stupid movie.
Excuse me. WHo's watcHing tHese babies?
and then, when the guys come out with the monkey--
JAY: The whole fuckin' world's against us, dude...
How many people want to kick some ass
[Razzes]
gross experiments on animals.
and then all you motherfuckers are next Love, Jay and Silent Bob
Miramax? Ha ha ha!
No, you stopped hitting the books...
Put that shit in my hand
Hi.
VURR: No fucking way.
and say you never found the ape.
Yeah, for Joey, man. She is too fine.
Well, wait a second.
So, are you going to abide by the court's ruling...
Hey! You don't have a pass!
Nobody else got the heart to tell you.
They don't deserve their own movie.
Holy shit, that looked like it hurt.
youcut You are so gay.
Any movie based on Jay and Silent Bob...