Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mergem la gară.
Since when did they start charging for the bus?
Whoa!
Prepare to fee the wrath of
Let it go, man. They're not talking about you guys.
Man, who the fuck just soots a monkey
This one here
They didn't really steal that monkey.
which sucks ass 'cause it's been like...
BWESWEES BlZZNlP: No fucking way.
[Police radio squawking]
[Brakes screech]
Make it happen, guys.
Let's see if those fucks wrote something new...
When you have to explain something to a coworker 5 times
You be good, now.
{``Life`s Been Good`` by Joe Walsh playing}
Yeah, we're gay...
Because I got high
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
Exactly.
Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son.
I mean, talking me into Dogma is one thing, but this is--
(NOOOO) cowboy hat Muffin cupcake heeler
COP ON MEGAPHONE: This is the Utah State Police.
That’s because he’s from my sperm
Vi har fått in en anmälan om två killar
Yeah, but I'll bury you with my Crouching Tiger.
Come on, y'all, check it out
Hi.
youcut Damn youse!
Why, man?
Yeah, I know it's sad, man...
Toss the salad.
This is Brent.
l'll feed you to the fuckin' dog!
WHat?
Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts
l`m trying to watch ``Clash of the Titans``...
yoo im hungry where can we get some breakfast
Yeah? That means you're gonna fuck me, right?
[Quietly] Jay and Justice
Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks...
to give Provasik a piece of our minds.
APH GONNA SUE SOMEBODY!
The C.L.l.T. is not real.
Don't, motherfucker. Don't you ruin this for me.
You see me driving down the street
these monkey fucks will start wearing our clothes...
if you don't stop backtalking me, OK, cracker?
Wait a second.
And for the record, the Time sucKed ass.
I make pay with Jay
JA Y: Get off ofme!
Shut up, I'm thinking.
He loves the guac
Man, who the fuck just steals a monkey?
Billy Zane you da bomb in the phantom yo!
50 CENTS LITTLE MAN PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND
-l miss dating a lesbian. -[Ring]
I said, l
Applesauce, bitch.
I AM THE CLINT COMMANDER
What? I have a wiping problem.
[Panting]
Really?
I got all the symptoms, count 'em, 1, 2, 3
You thought I'd never find...
Does your daddy know that you give a kopite his coffee?
Sure.
SuperJRB2K11 now hates Hoops and Yoyo, thanks to his fucking recent stream.
Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker!
I lost my kids and wife
Ha ha! Hi, I'm Justice.
Who the fuck are these guys?
Uh, three by my count, but close.
You don't want to rub the C.L.l.T. the wrong way.
FUCK YOU You fucking square!
to teenagers and guys who can't even get laid.
the little kid and the fat guy to take his place.
https://www.101soundboards.com/search/wreck%20it%20ralph%20screaming
or are you going to go Bandit, Reynolds style?
Welcome Mr Van De Beek
Here's the pulse, all right?
Well, boys, I'm no lawyer, but I think Holden and Banky...
My room is still messed up, and I know why
-Mat mat meal -Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma
Let him rip, boy.
[Horn honks]
What the hell are you talking about?
JAY ON TAPE: I am the clit commander.
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
Hey!
the Bluntman and Chronic movie...
Yeah, I wasn't a big fan, either...
I was still just hoping you might be able...
We love this monkey!
That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me!
Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.
i mitt rövhål och BAM!
and cry like little whiny bitches.
For one more record, he loves the cock
Don't shoot.
Call me Darth Balls. Bong!
For l--
or until she's sleepin'.
No, more like dogs, cats, rabbits, muskrats, beavers.
-Whoa! -Wow.
to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
Yeah, look, I need you to get me on the national news pronto.
They won't get in the way, I swear.
I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
tells us that a posting was pulled off...
.
The one at the Unitarian church last weeK...
Smells like someone shit in their cereal!
-Chuckie? -Yeah?
[Deep laughter]
Hey, Stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you………Fair enough.
lt's the first rule in the book.
youcut Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!
someplace else, burn boy.
Don`t get me started.
-Bob. -Right.
Now who's stupid, you dirty couch fucker!
Boi.
Tickets?
ѕtіmuӏаtіоn оf tһе С·L·ӏ·Т іѕ nоt rесоmmеndеd.
Oh, nice parenting!
You
I think Adobe gonna sue somebody
to transfer the concept to another medium.
On your birthday you ever heard..... Happy Birthday homie hope it's a good one
Just stand there and react.
Dude, that is so gay. l--
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
Marshal Willenholly, thanks for joining us.
Wait for me.
about those two stoners hanging around...
Because I got high
BRODlE: No fucking way.
Two reasons.
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Fuck you…….Fair enough
Pumpkin Escobar, Los Angeles Local 305.
Just take it from, it's a good course.
Well, it's not my way, but I'll be damned...
Silent Chikn!
Hey, what's all this talk about holes?
Wait a sec. You follow the book, too?
So this is Hollywood?
Who the fuck are you?
Yeah, but what happens when they pick you up...
All these assholes on the lnternet are calling us names...
and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood, we--
from the one woman I loved enough...
Students Against Animal Cruelty.
Dude! I think I just filled the cup!
Get off my kool-aid motherfucker
Whoo!
You heard about that, huh? I got nothing to do with it.
What the fuck do you think it means?
Aaah! Unhh!
ls Hollywood ready for Jay and Silent Bob?
Jersey Local 404.
You both don't have to sit back there.
My God!
[Blows whistle]
Why do you think people pick us up?
figuring out what you're doing here.
Man, I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid
I'm gonna stop singing this song
There's no boogers in it, sir.
like a third-rate Cheech and Chong...
and I just-- I see a man crying out.
an lnternet movie chat board allegedly written...
to use that voice to bitch about movies.
Yes, yes
Do you go by FaustoP? not a fan of healers?
Doobie Snacks.