Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Know you
and turn in Missy, Chrissy, Sissy, and myself.
Tranked by a little monkey!
-Oh. -Are you OK?
I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does.
What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something?
Let's go back and hang some more chickens, cuz
He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van...
Look at this morose motherf***er right here
I was gonna throw him out myself.
Jay och Silent Bob.
Oh, ifmoping around over some boy
There's those two fucks from the Mork movie.
And that body--
Because I'm high
Bung! Ha ha ha!
and its refusal to grow up.
-lt's Banky. -No, it is Fucky.
Oh, look at the monkey!
I'd like you to hear.
There's not much you can do to stop that.
from shooting this movie...
Girl, I'd love to show you
living in their parents' basement...
By a boat named cockchafer!
Fuck! When, Lord, when?
That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey!
What the fuck is this bitch babbling about
What’s the count boys?
Now I'mjacking off, and I know why
And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead.
and he told us about the Bluntman and Chronic movie.
I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy...
MAN: Good Will Hunting 2, Hunting Season...
Silent Bob even busted his cherry there.
Thank you.
that fuckin' youse guys...
[Door closes]
Excellent delivery
Fictional characters
Well, this fuckin' blows, man.
Miramax? I thought they only made classy pictures...
where you stand in your pansy red booties.
Will you fuck me when you get out?
Aah!
Brent? Do girls fart?
Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch.
Well, your plan worked.
from Ben Affleck's trailer.
Yo, she called you retarded.
Yo, baby, you ever have your asshole licked...
Well, you're in love.
Chasing AMy? That'd NEver work as a movie
Hb Bbh
He loves the Jews
Russell Wilson He loves the cock
Motherfuck, motherfuck, noise, noise, noise
Done.
Maybe it's because women don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
SlSSY: lfshe does, it'll be considered necrophilia...
Let's cut out their kidneys and sell it to the black market...
Time for me to get my black ass out of here.
we'd get busted by the cops or something.
said Critters of Hollywood, you dumb fuck!
Sir, this was just delivered to the station.
Hey, hey, you were in 'Loser,' weren't you?
оr ѕіmрӏу С·L·ӏ·Т.
Jay and Bob don't deserve this. They were really sweet.
Not as much as I hate you.
on some website is none of my fucking concern!
Make it fast... and easy.
Something sweet, you big goof.
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
. .
look like House Party 2.
Chaka Luther King, that's who the fuck I am.
little kid, but you special, man.
And after it's all over, you say...
Yo! This mofo AIN't ONE OF US!
See, that's just mean.
Now i've read shit you haven't even heard about yet
OK.
You know, Justice died trying to save this monkey...
The C.L.l.T.'s real all right.
Fuck, man, I had a horrible dream.
from ever getting to kiss a girl?
Fuck! When, Lord? When? When will this parasite leave?
Awesome. Knock 'em dead, tiger.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
You are not upstaging me, Van Der Beek.
Because Teresa thinks there are no other reasons to carry a knife
You are free to leave, sirs.
We don't smoke pot, yo.
Reco'nize.
No, I use this for protection, you know...
And for the record, I ain't gay.
W-what's with the weird gay huddle going on over there?
will be left alive to bitterly cry...
SLUSHI: No fucking way.
WHATS THE COUNT BOYS SUCK ME
JASON: A day?
They're talking about Bluntman and Chronic.
we're the answer. yes we are.
I wanna touch your penis
-Shut the fuck up. -Yes, sir.
This is titled Fuck them up their stupid asses
Stop the movie? Are you crazy?
People that are waiting for their stimulus checks but are still working:
I am the gay sex commander!
Fuck them and their stupid asses?
regardless of test scores.
Done plenty of that, my friend.
[Animal noises]
[Beeps]
JA Y: Hey!
Well there's a line and on this side of it.. We ain't gay!
Biden reading the letter from the trump team left on the Oval Office desk
Tell you what. Look over at Silent Bob...
We're goin' to Hollywood.
Sounds more like something out of a bad movie.
What'd I say? What'd I tell you?
Not this little fuck...
I Think Nike Gonna Sue Sombody
That was good
Why the hell else do you think I became...
Mmm.
Why? Because we may very well be dealing...
Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that!
What book?
and surrender the orangutan.
Like this...
JA Y: Thejudge said if we go within a hundred feet...
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Fuck this asshole
OK. Play it cool, hotshot.
tHe motHerfucking Time.
AND I AM SO FUCKIN YOURS.
Missy, and Chrissy. Here.
Yeah, what?
who ride horses and like to play golf...
Oh, shit. Don't tell me you're...
Does your daddy know that you give a nigger his coffee?
Yo, she called you retarded.
lf that money doesn`t show
Well, there's a line, and on this side of it, we ain't gay.
Don't never say an unkind word about tHe house
I look into his sorry doe eyes...
[Choir singing]
Are you kidding me?
If you get a ride, it's expected.
Oh, of course they don't. Only skeevy stoners fart.
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
And you were all piss-scared...
youcut [Farts]
Dante och Randall gav er besöksförbud?
cat face! Ha!
motherfuckmotherfucknoisenoisenoise
yoyoyo yaya
Aaah!
I'm a noble rabbit
Fuck kaptain krispy
We're just, uh, trying to take our son...
Altaba
by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go.
-Whoa! -[Screeching]
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why
These are the fucks that are playing us here.
Don’t never say an unkind word about the friends!
You are the ones who are the ball lickers!
Oh, yeah.
touchy-feely picture you're gonna do this week.
[lnhaling]
Why, man?
This is Jay and Silent Bob.
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How 'bout fine piece of ass?
I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy
the monkey will spank us.
where they're shooting this movie...
Head for the sewer!
outside tHe store all tHe time?
Oh. OK.
Jussy, come on.
"...we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made 'em eat"
Shit, your name doesn't even fit the rhyme scheme.
[Tires squeal]
Put the monkey down and your hands up!
Well, great job, sirs. if you'll let us in...
If I was in DC right now
To top it off, you got your own monkey.
La da da da da da
[Chuckles]
I'm sorry, Jay.